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Topic: How to rise in the land of film handlers
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John Walsh
Film God
Posts: 2490
From: Connecticut, USA, Earth, Milky Way
Registered: Oct 1999
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posted 04-14-2000 08:46 AM
It's clear that in addition to posting messages, Brad needs to give rising film handlers a real-world test to evaluate their level of skill. Here are some sample questions:1.) While working, have you ever finished your hamburger while it was still warm? (Y-N) The correct answer is NO; Are they supposed to be heated? 2.) When you just want to sit down and watch a film for fun, do you want to get up to fix the focus, framing, etc. even though you are not working? (Y-N) The correct answer is YES, because those dopes up there don't what they are doing! 3.) If someone is talking to you about a projector, but they keep calling it a "camera" do you: A) Loose interest in talking to this looser. B) Say loudly; "PROJECTOR; IT'S CALLED A PROJECTOR!!" C) Roll your eyes, but say nothing. D) Hack them to death with a kitchen knife. The correct answer is D... no, wait, I really meant C, yes, C, that's the one.... D and C rhyme, so I got confused.....
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Ian Price
Phenomenal Film Handler
Posts: 1714
From: Denver, CO
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 04-14-2000 11:53 AM
1) Yes! Because I can stuff the whole hamburger in my mouth at once.2) Yes! I have been known to walk, uninvited, into random booths to fix problems for myself. 3) E I never give the general public the correct terms for the projector anymore. The big camera, the tape, the machine that goes clackety clack!
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Brad Miller
Administrator
Posts: 17775
From: Plano, TX (36.2 miles NW of Rockwall)
Registered: May 99
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posted 04-14-2000 01:53 PM
quote: Originally posted by John Walsh:1.) While working, have you ever finished your hamburger while it was still warm? (Y-N) The correct answer is NO; Are they supposed to be heated?
Yes, all the time. It is extremely rare for something to go wrong and I don't have changeovers to screw with. quote: 2.) When you just want to sit down and watch a film for fun, do you want to get up to fix the focus, framing, etc. even though you are not working? (Y-N) The correct answer is YES, because those dopes up there don't what they are doing!
Are you referring to my screening room or an actual theater? Screening room...no problems, but I would get up to tweek something if need be. Commercial theater...I do not go to these anymore during normal business hours. I've given up on the noisy customers and the incompetence in the booth. quote: 3.) If someone is talking to you about a projector, but they keep calling it a "camera" do you: A) Loose interest in talking to this looser. B) Say loudly; "PROJECTOR; IT'S CALLED A PROJECTOR!!" C) Roll your eyes, but say nothing. D) Hack them to death with a kitchen knife. The correct answer is D... no, wait, I really meant C, yes, C, that's the one.... D and C rhyme, so I got confused.....
None of the above. I prefer the slower method of death via those little stainless steel hot dog tweezers from the concession stand! In a pinch however, I will use a Tensabarrier like a baseball bat.
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Bryan Redemske
Film Handler
Posts: 70
From: Cedar Falls, IA, USA
Registered: Feb 2000
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posted 04-17-2000 10:16 AM
mmm...clackety-clack.....i can usually get my food somewhat warm - it depends on who gets it. if it's the guy who is very meticulus about getting food, then it's correct and hot. if its the guy who take his sweet time, then no. i don't get it warm.yeah, i do tend to want to go fix things when i'm watching a show. i do it at our own theatre, but i only WANT to do it at other ones. final question: i call the big one 'bitey'..... am i an expert yet?
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