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Topic: Hey you, you suck! (AKA: Outing bad film handlers)
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Scott Norwood
Film God
Posts: 8146
From: Boston, MA. USA (1774.21 miles northeast of Dallas)
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 12-13-2004 10:20 PM
Hey, you, at the "N and S Cinema 6" in Daytona Beach, FL., you suck! You sent me what is probably the only USA print of "Hukkle," complete with masking-taped leaders (some flipped), inconsistent reel orientation, shoe polish (maybe not your fault), and a random cut in the middle of the credits that you then decided to re-attach with masking tape. Worse, you used the nasty white splicing tape when you plattered this print and you used about one square inch of masking tape to hold down the reel ends; of course the tape didn't hold and the film was all over the can when I opened it.
As for shipping, around here, prints usually get delivered and picked up in the theatre lobby. The delivery companies usually have keys to the lobbies and can pick up or deliver at whatever time is convenient. I've never seen delivery to the booth by a delivery company, unless an usher or manager decides to be helpful by carrying the prints.
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Thomas Procyk
Phenomenal Film Handler
Posts: 1842
From: Royal Palm Beach, FL, USA
Registered: Feb 2002
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posted 12-14-2004 02:09 PM
That's my biggest annoyance... when people treat the first and last reels like they're the middle of the print: Leaving an ID frame of the green band on the head of R1 (and most of the time not including the attached trailer!) or the first frame of the studio logo. The three worst logos to do this on are Fox, Columbia and Universal. All have sound fading up or entering before the first frame.
And why the hell do some theaters cut the TAIL off of the LAST reel when plattering?? This ruins the end of the credits, or any additional footage at the end, not to mention several layers beforehand because they like to LICK the tail when moving prints.
Oh, and don't forget to leave one frame of the ratings band on the tail of the last leader so you know that's the end of the print.
Yes, Steve, for a lot of people, doing it properly is too much work.
Getting back to Chase Hanson's squabble earlier: quote: Chase Hanson I dont think you guys would be able to read any of ours...we usually "recycle" our tail tape to attach heads/tails.
Remember, he wasn't talking about securing the reels. He was talking about "attaching heads and tails" which to me sounds like he's using the $5 artist's tape when he's supposed to be SPLICING them back on. Which in turn means he could be using $500 tape and would still suck.
=TMP=
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Randy Stankey
Film God
Posts: 6539
From: Erie, Pennsylvania
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 12-14-2004 11:50 PM
87% of your splicers are bad, probably, because some BUTTHEAD took them apart!
If the film cutter gets dull or misaligned, I can sort of understand how that might happen from mere neglect. (Sort of!) If the razor blades are misaligned, dirty and dull I can sort of understand how somebody wouldn't change them. (They can be a P.I.T.A. unless somebody shows you how.) If the punch holes are full of gum and dirt and the compartment on the bottom hasn't been cleaned out in a long time I can see how the splicer would malfunction.
Those are forgivable... if you are the forgiving kind.
However, if a splicer makes a, "SNAP!", or a, "CLINK!" sound when you push it down instead of the nice, positive-sounding, "Click!", it's misaligned. If it tears out he sprocket holes of the film when it punches them, it's misaligned.
Practically the only way for them to get misaligned is if somebody took one apart! (Or somebody dropped it.) People that take splicers apart PISS ME OFF! I have reasembled so many splicers because somebody disasembled them and couldn't get them back together right that I have had nightmares about it!
Oh! One more question. You have EIGHT splicers? EIGHT?! Let me get this straight... One-two-three-four-five-six-seven-EIGHT!? Cheeze and CRACKERS! I was only allowed to have TWO! And, that was beause we bitched and BITCHED for an extra one. We had 17 screens. We FINALLY got a third splicer by ordering part by part until I could build a "Franken-Splicer" out of them! You've got eight splicers and nobody knows how to take care of them! IF I wasn't so sickened by that I'd be amused!
I'll make you a deal. Send me all of your extra splicers. I'll take them apart, clean, repair and realign them. I'll send you whatever number of working splicers I can make out of that pile of junk, except I get to keep two of them as payment.
If you send me seven splicers and I can make six of them work again, you'll get back four of them. If I can make ALL of them work, you'll get back five.
You'll have four or five more working splicers than you had before... 500% improvement! Technically, it won't cost you a penny and the corporate muckety-mucks who run the company will think you did a good job!
I'll give the other two a good home where they'll be taken care of.
Then I'll give the busted parts a decent burial!
Jeez! Splicer abuse pisses me off!
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