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Randy Stankey
Film God
Posts: 6539
From: Erie, Pennsylvania
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 02-08-2004 08:57 PM
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Mike Babb: Probably the worst one that came true was a diode going out while I was working alone both upstairs and down, and people asking to see me downstairs while I was troubleshooting and replacing it...
I have had more than one call to a theater for "Projector Down" because of improper diode changing:
One place caught the projector on fire because they monkey-fucked the diode change so bad. I'm talking actual flames!
Another theater melted down a power supply so bad the capacitors blew their guts all over the inside of the lamphouse. I spent about six hours just rebuilding the inside of the thing. Every wire and every terminal block was melted down. Try calling up electrical supply houses on a Saturday afternoon to scrounge replacement parts! I got the thing almost ready to go and the manager came up to me to ask how long I thought it would take to finish. I told him, "Oh, about 1/2 hour..."
20 minutes later he came up to me asking if he could thread the projector. When I asked why he wanted to do THAT he simply said, "The customers are waiting." It's lucky I had only a few minutes work to do. I didn't pre-test the thing like I always liked to do. I just kicked the tire and lit the fire. It worked! (Sigh of relief!)
Here's where it gets good! The picture is on-screen just fine but the sound is all screwed up. I took a look at the sound head. It was quite obvious that somebody had tinkered with the sound head. I got the manager, pointed at the screwed up sound head and asked, "What the fuck is THIS?!" (My exact words.) "Oh, I forgot to tell you that we had problems with the sound yesterday..." I just tossed him my car keys and said, "Go get my 'scope! It's the big black case in my trunk." While he was getting my case I was quickly realigning the (Simplex) sound head by eye. That was probably the fastest A-Chain I have ever done!
This is the same theater that totally disassembled a sound head all the way down to a bare chassis because some idiot forgot to check the backup/normal power supply switch on the sound processor. (You know, the USL JS-200 series processors that seem to go dead when you press the backup button without the external supply attached.)
If I had a gun I would have shot the bastard!
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William Hooper
Phenomenal Film Handler
Posts: 1879
From: Mobile, AL USA
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 02-09-2004 01:03 AM
Ding, ding, ding, end of reel, there's the motor start, start the motor, move the foot over the changeover pedal, shoelace gets caught in the changeover pedal, changeover pedal rises sideways up into the air with the foot, WHAT THE..., changeover cue, stomp, miss it, pick foot up to stomp again, pedal flies up & whips around, frenzy of stomp, stomp, stomp like trying to stomp ants or that stupid put the ball on the string in the cup game with the pedal flying around at the end of the shoelace, bend down to try to grab it & slam it by hand, SON OF A DAMMIT!, off balance & foot goes back dragging the pedal away...
Went for about 6 seconds, but was mighty stupid while it lasted. Fortunately it was between two shorts & the black which ran & slow fade-in missed was no big deal.
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Showtime, top of a show, big house, reach over to strike the arc for the first reel, turn on the power to the lamp, NO ALMIGHTY KLUNK & NO POWER, mind goes into diagnosis overdrive, OH NO THE CONTACTOR IN THE RECTIFIER MUST HAVE BURNED OUT!, tell the house manager on the 2-way there'e a big bad problem which may delay the show a long time, run over to the rectifier, get the cover off, the screw on a terminal on the contactor had fallen out & the wire was about 1/4" away, put the screw back in, only 4 minutes late starting the show. And on the first reel instead of one after, can luck get better? Yay for low-tech light sources!
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Ed ("Perfect Show") Jurich once had a doofus booth tourist step on the film going back to the platter in the middle of a musical number.
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Aaron Sisemore
Flaming Ribs beat Reeses Peanut Butter Cups any day!
Posts: 3061
From: Rockwall TX USA
Registered: Sep 1999
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posted 02-09-2004 02:52 AM
I have had my share of thrown prints in my career, most of them from Christie AW2, AW3, and MW3 platters...Gotta love when the motors short or the controller card fries and the platter decks spin at light speed (and the flames emanating from the AW2 motor controller that usually accompany it)...
Once at the Phoenix, I was breaking down a print from a tower reel at top speed (Wolk rewinds don't have speed controls), and was almost done with the last reel (which by now was moving a incredible speed) when the reel came off the spindle, landed on the floor, cutting grooves in the floor tiles, then it skidded while spinning back into the spindle...*KLANNNNGGG!!!*...The reel caught the spindle, bending the 1/2" shaft completely 90 degrees upwards, and shearing the rivets that hold the reel together causing one of the flanges to separate and buzzsaw across the booth into the wall. Miraculously, the film never broke during all this action
Another one happened when I was breaking down a show of 'Long Kiss Goodnight' onto 6000' reels in a big hurry for circuiting to another location, the [polyester] film broke under the high tension of fast winding, causing the MUT to scoot about a foot away from the [CFS Super] platter, and on the other end, the ring with about a reel and a half of film still on it came loose, sheared the brain right off the deck, and missed my girlfriend's head by about 4 inches before slamming into the wall leaving a huge dent in the drywall!!!!
I had a couple of wonderful experiences involving sold-out full houses for 'Rocky Horror': The first was in the 80's running changeovers on Simplex E-7s, with a print brought over at the last minute by another theatre that also ran changeover: Well some idiot had a film break and mended it on the fly with DUCT TAPE and failed to tell me about it... So about halfway thru the 'Lips' opening credits, the film jams and breaks. I could hear the millions of objects hitting the booth wall from the angry audience...
The other RHPS incident was a little more in control: Once again at the Phoenix, about halfway thru the show, the rectifier shorts a diode, taking out the cartridge fuse in the process. Having neither spare diodes nor fuses on hand in the middle of the night, I simply ran the show with sound, as the live cast took over for the missing image... Soon after we had a circuit breaker installed in place of the fuse box, and another rectifier was brought in to replace the one with the fried diodes.
Another wonderful one occurred at the long-closed, now-a-church Cinema II in Ignacio CA: I came in to take over for the evening shift, and the end credits of 'Witches Of Eastwick' was rolling up the screen, so I went up into the booth to find that the first few minutes of the film had actually taken up to the platter before the film broke (no failsafe here) and now I was standing in a knee-deep pile of film... Took us about 2 hours to get it all collected upo and rebuilt to the platter.
there are many more....
-Aaron
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