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Topic: New security featrue on Madagascar 2
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Frank Angel
Film God
Posts: 5305
From: Brooklyn NY USA
Registered: Dec 1999
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posted 11-07-2008 07:38 AM
Brad, you are a riot. You guys should make a mockup of Brad's insert and replace it in the can when you return the print; change the letterhead just enuf so they can't claim copyright infringement (you know how testy they get about that particular subject). Who is this insert from, Pixar? Make it Pixilar. And replace the original text with Brad's most excellent interpretation. I would only add this line to Brad's: "Not only are we punishing all of you who didn't purchase DTS, but ALL of you who haven't yet purchased DIGITAL as well, because this security garbage only affects you poor film-based slobs. No one ever tries to bootleg DIGITAL versions with their camcorders, so digital doesn't revert to anything, except your bankruptcy....ooops, I think we've said too much."
First it was CRAP codes, then it was the BIGGER, more orangey, more annoying CRAP codes, then came the R2D2 noises recorded on the soundtrack, then the big THUMP thing, now it's "Hey, let's just drop the digital tracks out completely -- let's see how good their analog sound systems are aligned (laughter all around the MPAA Security Division "think-tank" conference table)." Congratulations all around the table, and then the moderator says, "OK aholes, next on the agenda -- Hitting up the studios for higher MPAA membership dues for coming up with this brilliant 'drop the soundtrack' security idea."
I swear, these suits need a good case of hemorrhoids, then remedied with the cherry-bomb-up-the-anus-ectemy.
Why not just print the print number in big white numerals on a black background on a few dozen frames every so often in random places on random reels---no make that on EVERY reel -- and accompany the visual print number by that same number audibly toned out on the soundtrack with telco Touch-Tone digits (naturally the film soundtrack will have to be dropped out for those tones, so they can be heard clearly and unencumbered by the inconsequential soundtrack). Hmmm, I have may have a new career at the MPAA.
Amend: make it double cherry bombs. [ 11-07-2008, 08:42 AM: Message edited by: Frank Angel ]
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