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Author Topic: DVD Porn For Intolerant Countries Steve Kraus Film God Posts: 4094 From: Chicago, IL, USA Registered: May 2000 posted 03-07-2004 07:32 PM                    We in the west need to do a better job of corrupting other countries and what better way than good old porn. But some countries take a rather harsh view of such things (think imprisonment, stoning, amputation). So encryption is a solution. But with a computer-based solution you never quite know what the OS is going to leave in someplace or another on the HD. You don't want that if the mullahs come a knockin'. So how about this: DVD-ROMS, each individually encrypted for the customer. Decryption built into the player. Must enter the key via remote control each time it's played. If the authorities come knocking you turn it off and the disk is unreadable as the key is not saved.  |  IP: Logged Daryl C. W. O'Shea Film God Posts: 3977 From: Midland Ontario Canada (where Panavision & IMAX lenses come from) Registered: Jun 2002 posted 03-08-2004 03:01 AM                        Better yet, without the code it just plays cartoons.  |  IP: Logged Michael Schaffer "Where is the Boardwalk Hotel?" Posts: 4143 From: Boston, MA Registered: Apr 2002 posted 03-08-2004 05:04 AM                        Steve - "we in the west"? What do you mean? Before you think about corrupting exotic places, you should campaign for corrupting the good old US a little more. More drinking, smoking, and nudity for people wherever whenever they like. At this time, you are only clicks away from Singapore.  |  IP: Logged Frank Angel Film God Posts: 5305 From: Brooklyn NY USA Registered: Dec 1999 posted 03-08-2004 06:33 AM                        Steve, if ...the authorities come knocking you turn it off and the disk is unreadable as the key is not saved, and you don't enter the key for them when they tell you to, you're stoned, imprisoned or loose some of your favorite body parts anyway.  |  IP: Logged Bobby Henderson "Ask me about Trajan." Posts: 10973 From: Lawton, OK, USA Registered: Apr 2001 posted 03-08-2004 05:54 PM                     quote: Before you think about corrupting exotic places, you should campaign for corrupting the good old US a little more. We're probably corrupted enough. But hypocrisy and cartoon, fake morality is all an American pasttime. Here's a nice statistic I just heard on Lou Dobb's report on CNN this evening. 1 out of every 3 Americans will at sometime in their life contract a sexually transmitted disease. The United States has the highest rates of STD transmission of any country in the "industrialized world." Apparently there are lots and lots of Americans taking part in all kinds of sleazy sexual activity. All of them except me. I guess that's why I can still donate blood. I guess I must be such a prude, or odd ball or something. Ladies just don't dig me. Boo hoo.  |  IP: Logged Steve Kraus Film God Posts: 4094 From: Chicago, IL, USA Registered: May 2000 posted 03-13-2004 04:37 PM                    Go figure. Guess that picture of you w/guitar didn't do the trick.  |  IP: Logged Blake Zaugg Film Handler Posts: 57 From: Lafayette, LA Registered: Sep 2002 posted 03-13-2004 06:53 PM                     Just be glad the men don't dig you either  |  IP: Logged

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