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Topic: The studios think people who run digital screens are morons
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Brad Miller
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From: Plano, TX (36.2 miles NW of Rockwall)
Registered: May 99
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posted 12-15-2009 12:50 PM
Is anyone else getting annoyed at the way the studios are treating digital cinemas?
First off, I get spam notices about virtually every movie that are always the same thing. In slightly different wording they all say "Our new crappy movie requires extra-special treatment, blah, blah, blah. You must play at 7.0 on the volume and meet DCI brightness and cropping specs, blah, blah, blah."
No shit. Really? You mean you actually want us to run your movie AT DCI SPEC?? Wow. Isn't that the entire point of having a spec everyone follows??? With the studios "crying wolf" on each and every movie, people are learning to simply disregard those notices. Because of that when a movie actually comes along some day that IS NOT to DCI spec and requires some alteration, absolutely nobody will read it because we are being trained to just toss them in the trash due to being bombarded with them from every movie. We all know what the spec is, and any theater willing to abide by those specs will keep it in spec and any theater not willing to bother will not be convinced to do so because the studios sent out a corny letter from the director or a technical spec sheet.
But it doesn't stop there. Oh no they want you to clog up the internet sending an email every time you ingest a KDM successfully to each player. Ummm, no. If it doesn't ingest, I will contact you. All sending an email does is waste my time and your time.
The most annoying thing though is on screenings. (All of the people who have ran digital screenings that are reading this are now starting to get angry inside at the mere thought.) Yes, I am speaking of the barrage of harrassing phone calls worse than a telemarketer.
It starts with wanting to know if you have your KDMs and content loaded. "Yes it loaded fine. Had the hard drive not arrived or we had a problem loading the content, we would have called you, just like how we would have called you if we were missing a reel to a 35mm print. We are not morons."
Then they want to know if your check-screening went ok. My response: "no it didn't...because we don't pre-screen. Can you please make a note of that so you will stop calling me with every screening to ask that?" That is when I am told "the studio requires (translated: "pays") them to call and ask me each time." Lovely, just lovely.
But that's not enough. They then call an hour INTO THE MOVIE wanting to know if it is on screen! "No of course it is not on screen. You see we are such incompetent morons here we had a problem and DIDN'T THINK TO CALL YOU AND WE JUST CANCELED THE SHOW! Duh, YES it is running fine. We would have called otherwise."
And my personal favorite, at the end of some screenings they want their security goon (who often isn't even smart enough to operate a computer on his own) to "watch us delete the content".
Ok first off, the content is encrypted with a SUPPOSEDLY unbreakable code. If the code is unbreakable, then you have nothing to worry about.
Second, any actual pirate who has managed to crack your unbreakable code can EFFORTLESSLY copy your content! It can be done over the network to another server, to the library, even to a laptop or some other desktop computer on the same network. Even moreso the hard drive once ingested to the player could be plugged directly into a computer and the files copied. So why the sheer panic in having this guy "watch us delete" the content when that does absolutely nothing? I can delete the trailer to your movie and this goon wouldn't know any different.
To any studio person reading this, cut us some slack. You trust us with receiving the 35mm prints and making sure all of the reels are there, assembled correctly, etc. Why is there this COMPLETE lack of trust and faith in regards to digital cinema? Why are you paying these companies what is probably a ridiculous amount of money to have these people call the digital screens to perform a moron-check? Are you saying digital cinema has SO MANY PROBLEMS that you feel the need to do this?
Please knock it off. We are not the morons you think we are.
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