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Topic: Kangaroo Jack
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Jason Whyte
Expert Film Handler
Posts: 132
From: Victoria, BC, Canada
Registered: Sep 2002
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posted 01-13-2003 04:20 AM
As a long-time Film-Tech lurker (and fan), I thought I'd finally jump in on the fun and start ripping on some bad movies. You guys missed some good discussion on Pinocchio last month. (And there's some hilarious bits here too)
From my HTF Movies thread:
I'll just jump in here with a little advance word on the dead-zone Kangaroo Jack, a movie only designed for stupid children who laugh at fart jokes. Originally a "mob comedy" which eventually turned into "A Stupid January Movie", complete with Estella Warren, whom I don't think even her diehard fans would see this one, even if she shows up in a wet t-shirt.
Oh it's all here: the boring widescreen cinematography from the director of "Coyote Ugly", scotch-tape editing with quick cuts and establishing shots, pot-shots taken on Australian accents, bad digital effects work, rapping kangaroos, Jerry O'Connell, and camels passing gas so loud if only to please the sound designers on creating low bass.
The only adult laughter I could find was shots of a dog early on in the film. The dog wasn't doing anything but sitting or moving, so I think some adults just laugh when a dog is on screen.
This isn't as bad as the recent Pinocchio, which a few of my online chat buddies know my thoughts on. Tuna. But as January kids movies go, this is pretty much on the level as what you thought after the trailer or TV spot ended.
PS. Kangaroos aren't funny.
Jason
Quick tech notes: scope 2.39:1, 89min, presented in SR-D. Picture was correct in frame and in focus. Does NOT deserve to be run with FilmGuard.
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Aaron Haney
Master Film Handler
Posts: 265
From: Cupertino, CA, USA
Registered: Jan 2001
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posted 01-21-2003 03:16 PM
I saw this at a sneak preview a week before it opened. They must have been handing out passes at a nearby toy store or something, because it was just me and a whole bunch of under-12 kids with their parents. The kids really seemed to love the movie, especially the kangaroo bits. They all seemed to be waiting for the rapping scene from the trailer, and when it arrived, they went nuts.
Pretty good for a kids' flick. Some poor parent a few seats over from me had to explain to his son the meaning of the word "erotic", though.
EDIT: I should add that I thought the cinematography was far from boring, although seeing a movie shot in "real" scope will always skew my opinion a bit. I was also very impressed with the special effects, supervised by Hoyt Yeatman (who also gave us the amazing effects in Mighty Joe Young). [ 01-21-2003, 06:55 PM: Message edited by: Aaron Haney ]
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