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Author Topic: Catwoman Chris Hipp Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1462 From: Mesquite, Tx (east of Dallas) Registered: Jul 2003 posted 07-22-2004 03:20 AM                     Pretty lame. The only thing this has going for it is halle berry. 95% of the movie felt tacked on.  |  IP: Logged Andrea Werft Film Handler Posts: 14 From: Englewood, CO USA Registered: Jul 2004 posted 07-22-2004 01:37 PM                     Yeah..Halle Berry's Breasts!  |  IP: Logged Jason Black Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1723 From: Myrtle Beach, SC, USA Registered: Nov 2000 posted 07-22-2004 08:16 PM                        Sweet Jesus... I thought I'd wasted enough of my life having to screen Anchorman, but I'd swear that this piece of comes REALLY close to matching Anchorman it all it's lame glory. The acting, or lack thereof.. PITIFUL. The only TWO things that this film had going for it are Sharon Stone and Halle Berry, in that order. Both of them are mui caliente... Save your money.. spend the 2 hours of you life on something else... but whatever you do, for cripes sake.. AVOID THIS FILM. 1/5  |  IP: Logged Brad Miller Administrator Posts: 17775 From: Plano, TX (36.2 miles NW of Rockwall) Registered: May 99 posted 07-22-2004 11:17 PM                     Ditto to Jason...Sweet Jesus!!! Actually I haven't screened this movie in it's entirity, but thankfully I got someone else to sit through it! With what I saw, it is clearly a big warm sloppy pile of crap.  |  IP: Logged Michael Schaffer "Where is the Boardwalk Hotel?" Posts: 4143 From: Boston, MA Registered: Apr 2002 posted 07-23-2004 08:21 AM                        I already forgot what the stroy was about. But Ms Berry just looks absolutely stunning in that cat outfit. And I am not even into leather stuff! I think people who are might suffer a medical emergency watching this movie.  |  IP: Logged Don Anderson Master Film Handler Posts: 312 From: West Bend, WI, USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 07-24-2004 11:05 PM                     It's like watching a really really bad Janet Jackson music video. Anyone who has seen the film will kinda know what I mean. This has got to be the worst film since Master of Disguise!  |  IP: Logged Jeremy Fuentes Mmmm, Dr. Pepper! Posts: 1168 From: Corpus Christi, TX United States Registered: Jan 2004 posted 07-25-2004 12:51 AM                     Heeeere shitty shitty shitty shitty!! My cat says: meow, meow, meow, meow, purr, meow, purr, purr. Translation: This movie made me be ashamed to be a cat.  |  IP: Logged Chris Hipp Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1462 From: Mesquite, Tx (east of Dallas) Registered: Jul 2003 posted 07-25-2004 02:00 AM                     look at it this way Jeremy, at least now you know that your cat can bring you back to life, so start carrying it around with you everywhere, jsut in case. I have four cats, so I should live forever.  |  IP: Logged Michael Schaffer "Where is the Boardwalk Hotel?" Posts: 4143 From: Boston, MA Registered: Apr 2002 posted 07-25-2004 04:53 AM                        quote: Don Anderson It's like watching a really really bad Janet Jackson music video. What do you mean? Unfortunately, there are no boobs popping out anywhere. Now that you mention it - it would really have upgraded the movie!  |  IP: Logged David Stambaugh Film God Posts: 4021 From: Eugene, Oregon Registered: Jan 2002 posted 07-25-2004 10:33 AM                        No boobs popping out? Now I know for sure I'm skipping this one.  |  IP: Logged Dennis M Dow Jr Expert Film Handler Posts: 141 From: Bloomfield NJ USA Registered: Oct 2003 posted 08-07-2004 09:10 PM                       only thing that made this tolerable was Halle Berry .  |  IP: Logged Mike Blakesley Film God Posts: 12767 From: Forsyth, Montana Registered: Jun 99 posted 08-16-2004 09:52 PM                        I have avoided this one but I happened to watch the "Ferris wheel scene" just now. That is totally ridiculous. 1. No Ferris wheel, if it malfunctions, would make big loud crashing noises like that when it stops and/or tries to re-start. 2. No Ferris wheel has big gigantic humongous greasy gears like are shown in the movie. The wheel is driven by a cable which goes all the way around the wheel and is wrapped around two small wheels, which are connected to the motor via clutch. (#2 above applies to wheels as made by the Eli Bridge Company, the originators of the traveling carnival wheel. The newer wheels such as the Century Wheel are driven by rubber tires -- but still no gigantic gears.) Not that I was expecting anything believeable about this movie, but jeeez.  |  IP: Logged Jennifer Pan THE JEN! Posts: 1219 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: Nov 2003 posted 09-01-2004 04:47 PM                        The only thing I actually liked about this movie was how it was shot. The style for reason was appealing. The whole music video feeling.  |  IP: Logged Michael Schaffer "Where is the Boardwalk Hotel?" Posts: 4143 From: Boston, MA Registered: Apr 2002 posted 09-02-2004 11:35 PM                        quote: Jennifer Pan The style for reason was appealing. I can't figure out what that means. But I agree, the movie really looks very good - all movies shot by Thierry Arbogast look great.  |  IP: Logged Jennifer Pan THE JEN! Posts: 1219 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: Nov 2003 posted 09-03-2004 12:35 AM                        I guess I just meant that I liked it. It was different, thats what I was visually attracted by.  |  IP: Logged

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