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Topic: Saw (2004 - LGF)
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Randy Stankey
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Posts: 6539
From: Erie, Pennsylvania
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 11-12-2004 12:00 AM
Sorry, folks. I thought this movie was a piece of shit. I give it ** out of 5.
The movie uses every gore effect and cheesy plot device in the book. Everything from "Cat Scares" to "Needle-in-the-Eye" suspense. There's lots of blood but no actual, graphic gore. Even a standard "Slasher" movie has one or two head chopping scenes!
I didn't get the plot twist right away but when the end of the movie was getting near I was sitting there, thinking to myself, "M'Kay, it's about time for the plot twist." When it finally did happen I thought, "It figures. I shoulda' seen that one coming from a mile away!"
The last shred of hope for any movie like this is the "Willing Suspension of Disbelief" clause. We all know that people can't fly but we walk into a "Superman" movie willing to put our intellect aside for the sake of entertainment. Not this movie! Most of the things that happen are SO implausalbe... the acting is SO over the top... the cheezy plot devices are SO overused that by the time you've been watching for 15 minutes your "Bullshit Meter" is off the scale.
(* SPOILERS AHEAD *)
There's a scene where the killer has a victim trapped in a dentist's chair with a drill slowly moving toward his head. The cop (Danny Glover) comes in at the last second. The killer uses the old, "Shoot me and the hostage dies" trick. Glover goes to save the hostage and the killer escapes.
Couln't he have just SHOT the killer and then pulled the plug on the machine?!
Another scene where the killer is supposedly at bay. The heroine of the story has him at gunpoint after a "knock-down drag-out" fight. When she had every chance in the world to pull the trigger and save the day, what's she do? C'Mon! Guess!... She hesitates and the killer gets away!
Like I said... Every stupid, cheesy plot device in the book, used essentially prolong the agony of watching the movie.
In movies like, "The Omen", "Halloween" and "The Shining" there's not a lot of blood but there's enough to get the point across. In movies like "Alien" (Alien #1) there's a few scenes that have a fair bit of blood and guts but it's not all "cut 'em up."
Saw was nothing but scene after scene after scene of simulated gore after more simulated gore. Cripes! It wears you OUT after a while!
Which kind of movie would you like to watch?
1) A porno movie that shows nothing but 2 hours of people fucking?
2) A sexy movie with a good, sexy story line but only has one or two scenes of REALLY HOT action?
(No, Phil! Don't answer that! It's a rhetorical question! )
If you picked #1, "Saw" is for you. If you picked #2, pass on this movie.
The intended audience for this movie is teenagers through college students who don't have a sophisticated pallate for horror/suspense movies. They've probably never seen "Halloween", "The Shining", "The Exorcist", or "The Omen". Their idea of movies from "The Good ole' days" are probably the "Freddy Kruger" flicks from the 80s.
I thought "13 Ghosts" sucked! I think THAT piece of shit was better than "Saw"!
The only possible reason to see this turkey is if you think you can use it to get into your girlfriend's pants. Even then, it probably won't work because she'll be so freaked out by this movie she won't let your touch her for a WEEK!
Take a "pass" on this movie!
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