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Topic: The Incredibles (2004)
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Joe Redifer
You need a beating today
Posts: 12859
From: Denver, Colorado
Registered: May 99
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posted 11-06-2004 12:20 AM
Due to popular demand, I have written a review for this brand new movie. Please stop calling and e-mailing begging for my amazing opinion.
Story: 9/10 This sure has a different feeling than most Pixar movies, but that's probably because that John Asshatter guy (or whatever his name is) did not direct this movie. It was also a bit more mature, as it had lots of real death (female superheroes getting grinded up in jet turbine engines) and even a rotted corpse. Corpses are cool. In fact corpses are so cool that I guess in Britian or somewhere like that they are gonna show a human corpse rotting on TV! For real. How cool is THAT?! All movies should have at least one rotting or rotted corpse as mandated by the MPAA. Anyway, I guess stuff like that is what got it the PG rating. It could have used a few cuss words to make it better, though. Cuss words enhance any situation and are highly encouraged by everyone on the planet without exception. Great movie and highly entertaining.
Graphics: 7/10 The graphics in this movie were pretty good, but not as sharp as Toy Story 2, etc. I noticed aliasing in quite a few scenes. One of the scenes which it is easy to notice is towards the beginning of the film when Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl meet onscreen for the first time. She has just knocked the robber out and he gets back up and says some jive like "Hey man she got me first..." She punches him again. Watch the top of her arm as she punches him. ALIASING! There is also horrible aliasing at some other parts in the movie I can't quite remember off the top of my head. And yes, I was watching the movie on 35mm film, sitting near the very back of the 550+ seat auditorium. But hell, even the Sega Dreamcast video game system could do full scene anti-aliasing in the hardware. The picture was dim as well so I had to subtract a few points.
Sound: 4/10 I watched this movie at an AMC theater. Therefore the sound was extremely poor, but that shouldn't be surprising. Finding an AMC theater with good sound is as rare as siamese quintuplets sharing a single heart and brain. If I ever made a movie, AMC would not be allowed to play it. Yes, it was echo-city. AMC really does not deserve to be in business. What a horrible, horrible theater chain. As always, the sound will be much better on DVD. I just hope they include a discrete 6.1 DTS-ES track on it. Make it happen, Brad Bird! Also I want to be mentioned in the commentary.
Overall: 9/10 I'm sure that in a good theater without a crappy Torus screen and a decently designed sound system, this movie would kick all ass. I wish directors like Brad Bird were around when I was a projectionist (but now I have outpriced myself from the job since I am the best in Colorado, no holds barred, I'll take on anyone. I am also very humble and theaters hate humble employees like me). This movie is highly recommended and like I said, it'll look and sound great at Brad Miller's theaters, but probably not too many other places, unfortunately.
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