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Author Topic: Man of the House Don Anderson Master Film Handler Posts: 312 From: West Bend, WI, USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 02-25-2005 02:33 AM                     Absolutely DREADFUL. Bad script, and a handful of hot chicks that even with their presence, can't make the film fly. Our print had terrible low contrast and a few reels that were very magenta. Plotless 100 minutes of crap, with fake tits, tight asses, lots of plastic surgery, lip jobs, and a hispanic accent that appears and disappears throughout the movie. I wanted to vomit up my popcorn after sitting through it.  |  IP: Logged Brad Miller Administrator Posts: 17775 From: Plano, TX (36.2 miles NW of Rockwall) Registered: May 99 posted 02-25-2005 04:33 AM                     EXCELLENT! Absolutely perfectly written and carried out, the whole thing "just works". I couldn't give this one any higher stars. In fact I will officially rate it right now as 5 out of 5 stars!!! Of course I am speaking of Don's review. Getting to my review of the movie, I would have to give it at best 2 out of 5 stars. It is stupid, senseless and completely predictable in every way. Don't waste part of your life on this one.  |  IP: Logged Rich Granata Film Handler Posts: 61 From: Bethlehem PA USA Registered: Mar 2004 posted 02-25-2005 07:08 AM                     Brad, you give a good review. Everyone, that is his happy fayce. Sorry couldn't resist. :| What a piece of a movie.  |  IP: Logged Richard Greco Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1180 From: Plant City, FL Registered: Nov 2003 posted 02-25-2005 09:22 AM                     How about the eye candy? I really wanna see this one for boobs.  |  IP: Logged James R. Hammonds, Jr Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 931 From: Houston, TX, USA Registered: Nov 2000 posted 02-25-2005 11:53 AM                     Save yourself the trouble Read My Boobs - Obviously NOT WORK SAFE!  |  IP: Logged Jason Black Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1723 From: Myrtle Beach, SC, USA Registered: Nov 2000 posted 02-25-2005 04:33 PM                        Man.. what can I say.. I really know how to pick a winner these days...If it weren't for the TnA in this flick.. there would be pretty much nothing to see at all.. Well, maybe the Happy Fayyyce lady. I should have watched Diary of a Mad Black Woman... which could also be the story of my wife.. LOL...  |  IP: Logged Brad Miller Administrator Posts: 17775 From: Plano, TX (36.2 miles NW of Rockwall) Registered: May 99 posted 02-25-2005 06:08 PM                     Ok, ok, ok...MAYBE Richard will like this one. I'm not sure though because there is only hinting of boobs shown, you don't actually see anything. Let us know if you have a happy faaayyce when watching this Richard.  |  IP: Logged Richard Greco Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1180 From: Plant City, FL Registered: Nov 2003 posted 02-26-2005 03:24 AM                     I couldn't stop staring at my screen 3 while I was in the field....DAMN...I gotta see this on Monday.  |  IP: Logged Richard Greco Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1180 From: Plant City, FL Registered: Nov 2003 posted 03-02-2005 12:18 AM                     Ok, a little late on the review, but here goes. The plot of this movie SUCKED. Tommy Lee Jones was very funny as he always has this strange sense of humor. The only reason to see this film....the 5 cheerleaders....DAMN!!!  |  IP: Logged Jason M Miller Master Film Handler Posts: 284 From: Kalamazoo, Michigan, USA Registered: Jul 2004 posted 03-06-2005 02:16 AM                     The whole time while screening this movie the only thing I could think of is "DO NOT PICK UP THE NAPKINS ON THE FLOOR WHEN CLEANING" There were so many un-needed scences of the chearleaders "showing them selfs off". *Sorry to get off topic but this is my 100th POST  |  IP: Logged

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