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Topic: Cinderella Man (2005)
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Sam Graham
AKA: "The Evil Sam Graham". Wackiness ensues.
Posts: 1431
From: Waukee, IA
Registered: Dec 2004
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posted 06-08-2005 11:17 PM
CINEMA: Cinemark Movies 12, Ames, IA AUDITORIUM: 6 PRESENTATION: Mystery Meat Digital PRESENTATION PROBLEMS: None RATING: Three and one half stars (out of four)
WARNING - "Bewitched" spoilers forthcoming
Cripes. Third week of release and they're still showing "Star Wars" on FIVE SCREENS.
I don't see why they're selling tickets from the snack bar tonight. The line is practically out the door, and there's two others staffing the snack part. But I appreciate the air conditioning. It's too early to be this hot and humid.
Immediately in front of me are two chubby pre-teenage girls wearing a whole lotta pink. The one on the right, who has a button on her pink headband that says "THIS BORES ME", is doing all the talking, and the subject is the "Bewitched" poster. "But on that show...that show...That 70's show...they talk about it all the time! Which show's better...'Bewitched', or...or...or...'I Dream...of Jeannie'."
She keeps talking until we get to the guy selling the tickets. I've been observing this guy. He sells the tickets, then tries to explain where the auditorium is, but he's disoriented. He is pointing in different directions with both hands and saying "Wait...that's not right...Yeah...go left, and then go right."
The pre-teen on the right is still talking when it's the girls' turn to buy tickets. She gets up to the counter. Then she turns forward and freezes. Just freezes. Ticket Guy is looking at her. I'm looking at her. Her friend is looking at her...until her friend finally shouts "THE TRAVELING PANTS MOVIE!" Then she starts telling the girl who froze about how she'll pay her back next week. Girl on the right comes to her senses and says "YOU don't have any MONEY?!?" Girl on the left: "I have fifteen dollars but it has to last until the weekend." Not that it mattered...Girl on the right pulls out a wad of bills as if she was some old lady fresh from a good night at the casino. She's still holding the money in her hand when she points at the candy in the display and says "M and M's..." before the guy interrupts her and says she has to get the snacks in the other line. That's what happened...She didn't freeze...She was hypnotized by the candy.
I'm all business. "One for Cinderella Man". I pay, and the guy starts trying to explain where Auditorium 6 is. "I know where it is," I say as he continues to explain. I can hear him STILL trying to explain it when I'm halfway up the ramp and long since out of view.
I noticed down towards Auditoriums 8-12 that there's two couples wandering around disoriented. I took on the voluntary role of Guest Services and showed them to their auditoriums.
Okay, so let me get this straight..."Bewitched" is a movie about actors making a movie version of "Bewitched"?!? It was bad enough knowing Will Ferrell was in it.
"Cinderella Man" is easily the best movie I've seen so far this year. I had a smile about a mile wide on the way out.
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David Stambaugh
Film God
Posts: 4021
From: Eugene, Oregon
Registered: Jan 2002
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posted 07-02-2005 05:40 PM
Today, 12:35PM, Cinemark 17 in Springfield, House #1, DTS Digital. Attendance about 10. No presentation-related problems with the feature -- looked like new, sounded great, not even a lab splice anywhere.
This is an easy 4.5 out of 5, one of the best films of this or any year, tell your friends, deserves a wider audience, Oscar-worthy, yada yada. It's a sure thing for a re-release in the fall.
If a movie this good can't find an audience, the biz is in deep trouble.
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