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Topic: Wallace & Gromit: Curse of the Were-Rabbit
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Sam Graham
AKA: "The Evil Sam Graham". Wackiness ensues.
Posts: 1431
From: Waukee, IA
Registered: Dec 2004
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posted 10-10-2005 10:03 PM
CINEMA: AMC Oak View 24, Omaha, NE AUDITORIUM: 14 PRESENTATION: AMC HITS setup with Mystery Meat digital PRESENTATION PROBLEMS: None RATING: Two and one half stars (out of four)
WARNING: Spoilers...defense...fifteen yard penalty...automatic first down
I've never thought HITS sounded that bad. The sound here was clean with a good balance of bass. It's cleaner sounding than any auditorium at the post-HITS era AMC Flat Iron Crossing 14 I've been in. The picture was in focus and rock solid. Every time I come here, everything seems to work. But these seats just suck. I feel like Lily Tomlin in her big rocking chair in these things. Except these don't rock. Or recline.
First off (after the dozen or so trailers for movies that all appear to absolutely suck) we get a short called "The Madagascar Penguins in A Christmas Caper". The penguins...Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, and Private, are setting up their Christmas party when Private notes that the zoo's polar bear is all alone and very sad looking. Private wants to get him a present. Skipper fails to suggest Private offer HIMSELF up as a present and let the bear eat him. Thus, a wacky adventure ensues that lasts slightly longer than I was hoping Wallace and Gromit would last.
Everything I've heard about Madagascar can be summed up with "Bad movie...great penguins." THESE characters were the good part of Madagascar? That must have been one serious stinkbomb.
Wallace and his regrettably faithful and extremely intelligent dog Gromit are humane disposers of rabbits. This is a lucrative business in a town obsessed with vegetables. Great big vegetables. Size matters in this burg. They don't really dispose of the rabbits, of course. Their "trade secret" is that they have a basement full of the things. A funny alternative would have been if they also ran a restaurant that was famous for its stew, and nobody locally ever made the connection.
A freak accident happens during an experiment, which results in the creation of the Were-Rabbit, who terroizes produce and threatens the forthcoming annual town festival...contest...I can't remember. Wallace and his dog are charged with finding a solution more humane than shooting the thing by the token love interest. Fun and mayhem ensues.
It's a fun little ride, but I didn't find it to be anything remarkable.
I, as a child, had a pet rabbit. My father built it a huge cage behind the garage. He dug a small trench in the cage and put a board over it to give it some shelter. The rabbit took over from there and did some serious expansion, putting together a network of tunnels that went under the cage, through our garden, our neighbor's garden, and at least one other neighbor's garden beyond that one. Think about that at the end of this movie and see how plausible you think this "solution" is.
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Brian Michael Weidemann
Expert cat molester
Posts: 944
From: Costa Mesa, CA United States
Registered: Feb 2004
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posted 10-12-2005 12:33 AM
Two words: Floating Bunnies!
I loved this movie in exactly the same way I loved the three W&G short films. It's not so much formulaic, but it has the same tone and pacing and British sensibility that's just fun to watch. I was worried that it might not hold up at feature length, but they did it right.
It had some good laughs, some predictable plot points, a lot more innuendo than I expected, and more floating bunnies than you can shake a stick at! Very cute.
Not really a spoiler, per se, but ... a favorite moment of mine was all the bunnies waving to the black bunny on the guy's head, and the poor bunny just waving back.
They knew the floating bunnies would be a hit, otherwise they wouldn't have flooded the end credits with them. I imagine the floating bunnies screensaver will be out in no time flat! I want it!
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