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Topic: Running Scared (2006)
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Sam Graham
AKA: "The Evil Sam Graham". Wackiness ensues.
Posts: 1431
From: Waukee, IA
Registered: Dec 2004
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posted 03-05-2006 03:15 PM
CINEMA: Century 20 at Jordan Creek, West Des Moines, IA AUDITORIUM: 18 PRESENTATION: Dolby Digital/THX PRESENTATION PROBLEMS: None RATING: Two and one half stars (out of four)
WARNING: Leaving guns accessible to children can result in traumatic spoilers
Hasn't this title been used already like a half dozen times?
As I walk up to the right side auditoriums ticket taker, she's trying to get some guy to show her his ticket. He's digging in his pockets and giving her that smile that every one of you gave the liquor store clerk at seventeen. Idiot. I hand her MY ticket and head for the bathroom. On the way to my auditorium, I walk past a table full of literature for some church. And I hear preaching. Then I realize there's a worship service going on in Auditorium 12. The First Church of the Auditorium 12 is in session.
So I peek in the door. There's some spotlights aimed at the screen, and just in front of the stadium tier stands No Ticket Guy. He apparently talked his way into the church service. But he's only staying a couple of minutes. Then he goes out and kind of looks nervously at Satellite Snack Bar Guy.
Idiot.
Speaking of idiots, pretty much everybody in this movie IS one. The lead is stupid, his thug buddies are stupid, the Russians next door are stupid, the dirty cops are stupid...yeah. Stupid. They mostly die anyway. There's so many dead by the end that they may as well have ended the movie Hindenberg-like with a yearbook picture page stating who survived and who didn't. "Dead. Dead. Dead. Survived. Dead. Dead. Dead. Survived. Survived." Then the announcer could say "Screw this...I'm going to go make Joey's hot wife suck my dick." Why not...At least two characters in the movie used that line. It's attitudes like this that give dick sucking a bad name.
The movie basically involves a wild goose chase for a gun that can be tied to the wrong people in a dirty cop killing. The dirty cop who lived states he's going to find that gun and tie it to the shooting or come up with some fake charges to get them on. So why are they trying to find the gun? By the end of the movie it's been through a dozen or more hands, and he's just going to find some other thing to get them on anyway. Just kill the bastard. How hard is THAT to figure out?
But if they did that, the little Russian boy couldn't go on his magnificent adventure. He gets to shoot his abusive drug-addict father (who may or may not actually be his father...I can't remember), help some bum rob some guy, save, befriend, and hang out with a hooker, get kidnapped by pedophiles (a bizarre highlight of the movie, actually), and stay out all night fighting bad guys. Also, we need to build to the SHOCKING SWERVE~! Two of them, actually. The second one was completely unnecessary.
I would not have thought it possible that a movie this full of sex, abusiveness, cartoon violence, and killings could be this silly. But it is. And sort of fun too.
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Brad Miller
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Posts: 17775
From: Plano, TX (36.2 miles NW of Rockwall)
Registered: May 99
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posted 07-17-2006 04:30 AM
Finally caught this tonight.
BIZARRE!
I don't think I've ever seen a movie quite like this. I don't want to give out any spoilers, and hopefully those who haven't seen the movie have not read the spoilers above yet, but be prepared for a truly bizarre action movie. The biggest surprise of the movie is just a bit past the halfway point, and is totally unexpected, creepy-disturbing and way over the top. (Once you see the movie, you will know what I mean.) The movie is so random with its events, you would think Quentin Tarantino had something to do with the script.
The photography has a "burned" dark look to it which I was fine with, but there was one specific scene in which Paul Walker is discussing the radio with the kid in which there was WAAAAAAAAY too much camera movement to the point of completely bringing me out of the movie. Also many of the action scenes weren't edited together very smooth, such that it is difficult to follow some of the action. The sound mix does help make up for those shortcomings though, as this is a truly top notch mixing job.
I think I need to watch it again before I give it an actual rating, but it's up there.
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