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Topic: Ghost Rider (2007)
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Sam Graham
AKA: "The Evil Sam Graham". Wackiness ensues.
Posts: 1431
From: Waukee, IA
Registered: Dec 2004
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posted 02-18-2007 03:23 PM
CINEMA: Cinemarkury 20 at Jordan Creek, West Des Moines, IA AUDITORIUM: 6 PRESENTATION: 35mm/Dolby Digital PRESENTATION PROBLEMS: Late start, projector crash RATING: Three stars (out of four)
WARNING: "He may have my soul, but he doesn't have my Spoilers."
12:05pm: We arrive and sit third row center. Wife #1 says "I'm not hungry, but I need a drink." Me: "Well, that happens sometimes." She leaves.
12:10pm: Movie is scheduled to start...and doesn't.
12:12pm: Large chatty family park themselves in the second row, taking all but three seats. They re-arrange themselves several times until they have the tallest person in the group sitting immediately in front of me. They chat loudly in Spanish all the way through the trailers, proving that "blah blah blah" is truly the universal language.
12:14pm: Wife #1 returns with a bottled water, looks at the people in front of us, and says "Guess who *I* was behind in line?" Then she looks at the screen and says "Why haven't the trailers started?"
12:17pm: Rolling stock starts. Yes, we have rolling stock now. I can only guess that some Cinemark fuckhead read my review of a few weeks ago and immediately took action. If only they were as persistent when I point out perpetual presentation problems.
12:21pm: Rolling stock abruptly stops and the house light (there's only one...it's a mercury vapor bulb in the center of the room, which I've always thought was an interestingly efficient design) goes on. People start shouting "REFUND!" Wife #1: "Should've gone to Ames."
12:24pm: Rolling stock resumes.
12:25pm: Trailers start.
12:38pm: Actual movie starts. Row 2 shuts up. Row 4 doesn't. But everything else works through the actual feature.
"Ghost Rider" is a Marvel Comic that apparently only Nicholas Cage ever bothered to read, and that's enough to green light a movie. The movie is cheesy and campy and totally kickass and a blast to watch. The critics hate it. Probably the same critics who like "Batman Begins".
Figures.
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