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Topic: John Wick (2014)
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Sam Graham
AKA: "The Evil Sam Graham". Wackiness ensues.
Posts: 1431
From: Waukee, IA
Registered: Dec 2004
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posted 10-25-2014 11:40 PM
CINEMA: Capitol City Stadium 12 Digital I'm Probably Forgetting Some Other Adjectives Cinemas, Cheyenne, WY AUDITORIUM: 10 PRESENTATION: Mystery Meat Digital PRESENTATION PROBLEMS: The place is a dump, but everything worked RATING: Two and one half stars (out of four)
I was walking through the lobby with no intention of getting any popcorn when a concession girl shouted "CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING?" at me. Which TOTALLY SUCKERED ME IN.
"Okay, medium popcorn and a large Pepsi."
"It would actually be twenty-five cents cheaper to go with the large popcorn."
"Uh, okay."
She produced my soda and what appeared to be the paper equivalent of a 30-gallon garbage bag of popcorn. And I ate every last bit of it because it was the best popcorn I've had in forever. Perfectly buttered and salted. Just amazing.
Before the trailers, a few local ads ran. One was for a credit union that started its ad with something about how well they treat their customers. The ENTIRE AUDIENCE BUSTED OUT LAUGHING.
THE PLOT: It's not what he did, it's who he did it to. Wackiness ensues.
John Wick, believe it or not, starts out with one of the most touching scenes of any movie this year. His wife dies and, post-death, has a puppy delivered with a beautiful note explaining this is her way of giving him something to take care of in life. This in itself could have been a movie. A man and his dog, learning from each other.
Alas, the puppy doesn't last long. Some dumbass Russian kid kills Puppy while stealing Wick's car. "Dumbass" isn't just my opinion. Everyone in the movie thinks he's a dumbass.
Wick goes into revenge mode, and everyone else goes into "Holy Shit" mode, because Wick is "the guy you call to kill the boogeyman". And the action is freaking awesome with amazing sets for about half the movie. And if they'd just gone on with him kicking ass non-stop, it probably would have been great. But no. After killing dozens, his head enemy and his cronies have Wick down. They could shoot him RIGHT THERE, just as Wick's been doing to everyone through the movie up to now. Don't ask questions, just eliminate the threat. But do they? NO. They keep him alive so they can tie him to a chair and have the James Bond-like face-off that always ends up with Dr. Evil walking away assuming his cronies will finish him, which NEVER EVER HAPPENS.
Then there's another fifteen minutes or so of completely unnecessary movie, but what else is new these days.
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Marcel Birgelen
Film God
Posts: 3357
From: Maastricht, Limburg, Netherlands
Registered: Feb 2012
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posted 12-08-2014 04:59 AM
While this movie surely had this "Save The Cat" (or rather: Revenge the Dog) pattern going, I found myself mostly enjoying this movie.
Yeah, this scene where John Wick, the master bad ass himself gets captured, chained to a chair and escapes at the last minute is some cliched drivel, which also took me out of the movie. No Bond movie can go without it, but this movie really should. We all know: he would've been dead in this situation, bye bye and roll credits...
This might also be somewhat of a comeback for Keanu Reeves, as most of his previous Hollywood engagements for the last 10 years or so didn't really convince anybody.
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