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Topic: Early Man (2018)
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Sam Graham
AKA: "The Evil Sam Graham". Wackiness ensues.
Posts: 1431
From: Waukee, IA
Registered: Dec 2004
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posted 02-18-2018 06:20 PM
CINEMA: Cinetopia Overland Park 18, Overland Park, KS AUDITORIUM: 6, SEAT: C5...no, wait...C4 (the recliner motor in C5 was broken) PRESENTATION: Cinetopia Living Room "Super HD Digital 7.1" PRESENTATION PROBLEMS: Glare from television monitors, bored psychotic toddler RATING: Two and one half stars (out of four)
For those making wagers, a Cinetopia "Living Room" auditorium is your basic auditorium with motorized recliners. At least here. Your mileage may vary at older Portland locations, some of which may have actual sofas and ottomans. It also means some idiot decided to stick HDTV monitors on the side walls up front (in arty frames, no less) to the right and left of the screens to display what movie was showing in the auditorium. They turn off when the trailers start, but of course there's reflection off of them from the main screen. Considering they spent the money to install possibly the best sound and picture anywhere in the Kansas City area even in their most basic of rooms, you'd think somebody at Cinetopia would have considered the consequences of this.
Oh, it also means there's table service for everything from popcorn to burgers, so you can skip the concession line if you show up early enough to take advantage.
THE PLOT: The Stone Age is invaded by the Bronze Age. Wackiness ensues.
Is it just me, or did Aardman sneak in some virtual film shake and wear in the first few seconds of the feature when they're showing some captions? I was all like "Why is the picture shaking? It was steady as a rock during the trailers." Nice touch, Aardman.
Pretty simple premise. A group of bigger bullyish thugs muscle the cavemen/women out of their happy little valley, they want back in, and the whole matter is settled over a football (soccer) game.
Not exactly groundbreaking, but a fun way to kill an hour and a half.
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