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Topic: BumbleBee (2018)
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Sam Graham
AKA: "The Evil Sam Graham". Wackiness ensues.
Posts: 1431
From: Waukee, IA
Registered: Dec 2004
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posted 12-09-2018 12:20 AM
CINEMA: Megaplex at Jordan Commons, Sandy, UT AUDITORIUM: 19, SEAT: D8 PRESENTATION: Dolby Digital Cinema DLP with standard stadium seating PRESENTATION PROBLEMS: Screaming baby RATING: Two and one half stars (out of four)
THE PLOT: Let's pretend Michael Bay never happened. Wackiness ensues.
So apparently they're doing an "early access screening event" for this, which I stumbled upon completely by accident the other day and thought "Why not." So here I am, sitting in a house with traditional seats packed to the rafters, next to a massive huge guy whose arm takes up our entire shared arm rest and part of my seat space too. Thankfully, my other seat neighbor is a small kid who doesn't take up much space at all.
Remember the low budget action flicks of the eighties where high stakes things happened and kids inexplicably broke into military installations and saved the day? This is EXACTLY one of those. Maybe not even as well done. It couldn't hold a candle to "Wargames". It's not even on the level of Bay's first Transformers movie.
But the kids...the little kids...ate this up. They LOVED it. Teens? I don't think so. Adults? Hey...you can make a drinking game out of spotting the wide open plot holes. You'll be so smashed by the end you'll need a cab to get home.
There were no trailers. There was a brief "Making Of" feature, and a plea by bad guy John Cena to "tell your friends if you really like it." There was also a promise of another "making of" feature after the credits, but I didn't stick around.
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