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Topic: Anyone Checked Out Cinemark's XD3 Digital Experence?
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Brad Miller
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From: Plano, TX (36.2 miles NW of Rockwall)
Registered: May 99
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posted 03-29-2009 02:15 PM
That one took me a few minutes to find on their website, so I'll save others the hassle of looking for it.
Click here
There is a link to the press release at the bottom of that page.
quote: “Another benefit worth mentioning is that Cinemark will be able to exhibit all movies in this auditorium, including Real D-3D pictures.”
Hahahaha. Again, HOW is this any different than what other theaters with a digital projector are capable of??? That's mighty impressive that they can play ALL movies in that X-tra special auditorium. Wow, I don't think any other auditorium in the world with a Real-D system installed can boast that!!! Whew! Outstanding! Where is Penn and Teller when you need them?
I think we need Joe to X-plain to us why the name is so stupid. This reminds me of AMC's SHITS sound system. (It stood for "Super High Impact Theater System"...or something like that.) It was definitely shitty. In fact it was the worst sound I think I have EVER heard at any chain theater.
Someone please correct me if I am wrong and I will publicly apologize, but in a nutshell Cinemark is doing absolutely nothing special here. They are taking a regular Barco projector, a regular Real D system, a regular Doremi server, a sound system that isn't anything spectacular (unless they have done some serious upgrading to it), are showing the movie on a larger than normal sized screen (that always existed at that location previously) and then are branding it as something X-tra special...when it's not. In fact, blowing 3D onto a screen that large has got to be under spec, and the downward tilt that projector would require is definitely not good news for a digital presentation. But here they are creating some lame new name to fool the ignorant. Ummmm, yeah. Whatever.
As it was explained to me a number of years back, their "super mega" sound systems were actually TWO left, TWO center and TWO right channel speakers behind the screen. Does anyone know if they still do that? I wonder if the bumper stickers are still there. I think I recall hearing they put in CP650s awhile back, so at least they've got that going for them, but again...nothing special.
Also I wonder if the "creators" (translation - suits sitting in an office making up a new name for something) of the new X-treme system understand what internet text emoticons are. XD3 in internet signage is a smiley face with boobs (so the system is only suitable for women?), a smiley face on someone with a butt chin (so only people such as John Travolta will enjoy it?), or it represents someone smiling because they have their mouth open wide ready to give oral to some guy...as his ball sack is the representation of the "3" (so the system is aimed at gays or slutty women?) For those that don't get it, tilt your head to the left.
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