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Author Topic: The Arab/Israeli Conflict! Will Kutler Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1506 From: Tucson, AZ, USA Registered: Feb 2001 posted 07-24-2001 03:03 PM                     Rated PG During the Six Day War of June, 1967, Egyptian President Nasser wanted to quit, but the Israeli government refused to accept his resignation!  |  IP: Logged Will Kutler Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1506 From: Tucson, AZ, USA Registered: Feb 2001 posted 07-24-2001 03:07 PM                     Rated PG Israeli enlistment poster: "Join the Air Force, and see the Paramids!"  |  IP: Logged Will Kutler Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1506 From: Tucson, AZ, USA Registered: Feb 2001 posted 08-09-2001 05:14 PM                     Rated PG So, do you know why the June 1967 conflict only lasted 6 days and not 7?--You wouldn't expect the Israelis to fight on Shabbos, would ya! Actually, the 1967 conflict should have only lasted 5 Days. But the Israeli Commander screwed up--his troops had to march back 'cause they forgot the horseraddish for the Gifelte Fish rations!  |  IP: Logged System Notices Forum Watchdog / Soup Nazi Posts: 215 Registered: Apr 2004 posted 11-07-2004 07:31 PM                 It has been 1186 days since the last post.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-07-2004 07:31 PM                        Rated G Yasser Arafat,being ill and concerned about his mortality, consults a Psychic about the date of his death. Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer: "You will die on a Jewish holiday." "Which one?'" Arafat asks nervously. "It doesn't matter," replied the psychic. "Whenever you die, it'll be a Jewish holiday."  |  IP: Logged

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