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A DJ for a local radio station in Houston, Texas thought his job was really boring. So, he decided to have a knock-knock joke day where he would go around town, and ask people to tell knock-knock jokes.
He publicized it widely to be sure that everyone would be ready with a joke to tell. Then, he hit the streets 
J: "Hello everyone, are you ready for knock-knock joke day?!?!"
He looked around, but the only person he saw was a drunk under a lampost. He thought, eh, what the hell, it's worth a shot.DJ: "Excuse me sir, did you know that today is knock-knock joke day?"
Drunk: "As a matter a fact, I didn't"
DJ: "Well, it is. Do you have a knock-knock joke for us?"
Drunk: "As a matter a fact, I do"
DJ: "Can you tell it to us?"
Drunk: "Knock-Knock"
DJ: "Who's there?"
Drunk: "Argo"
DJ: "Argo who"
Drunk: "Ar, go fuck yourself!"
After this, the DJ was fired for letting someone swear on the air. He then dedicated his whole life to making a knock-knock joke dictionary with every single knock-knock joke, so he would know if a joke was inappropriate. After 6 years of traveling the world, he came back to the radio station and asked for his job back. Once he had convinced them to take him back, he decided to have another knock-knock joke day.
So, he hit the streets again: DJ: "Hello everybody, it's time to hear some knock-knock jokes"The only person he saw was the same drunk under the same lampost. But since he had his dictionary with him, he figured he had nothing to lose.
DJ: "Excuse me sir, did you know that today is knock-knock joke day?"
Drunk: "As a matter a fact, I did"
DJ: "So do you have a knock-knock joke for us?"
Drunk: "As a matter a fact, I do"
DJ: "Well, can you tell us?"
Drunk: "Knock-Knock"
DJ: "Who's there?"Drunk: "Mary"
The DJ quickly looked through his dictionary under Mary. When he didn't find anything bad, he got a smirk on his face and said DJ: "Mary who?"
Drunk: "Ar, go fuck yourself!"
The DJ was fired again.
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posted 07-27-2001 01:09 PM
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