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Author Topic: Funny Songs Will Kutler Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1506 From: Tucson, AZ, USA Registered: Feb 2001 posted 08-01-2001 09:08 PM                     Rated G From an old Hank Haller polka--"Ferdinand, the Mouse In the Brewery...aka...Bob Maar, the Mouse In the Brewery!" Bob Maar, the mouse in the Brewery... Bob Maar, he never is gloomy.... With some cheese and a beer, and with Ms. Mousey near.... He's the happiest one in the brewery!.......  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 10-19-2001 12:28 PM                        Rated G Question? If they combined country with rap, would they call it crap?  |  IP: Logged System Notices Forum Watchdog / Soup Nazi Posts: 215 Registered: Apr 2004 posted 08-16-2005 07:12 PM                 It has been 1397 days since the last post.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 08-16-2005 07:12 PM                        Rated R The Funny Song written by Madonna ---------- I went down to the local bar To buy my daddy a big cigar When I got home he was dead Somebody shot him in the head Oh dear daddy You're not gonna see me grieve 'Cause you brought out the worst in me (Spoken:) Yep! It's all true. It's true. It makes me cry. When the funeral was through I had myself a barbecue Daddy's bones they sure taste good I couldn't have stopped; if only I could [or: I'd have killed him myself; if only I could] Oh dear daddy You're not gonna see me sad 'Cause everything you did was bad  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 09-13-2005 10:52 AM                        Rated G "Fried Chicken" Ba-gawk! Fried chicken fried chicken chickedfried chicken fried fried chicken fried fried chicken chickenfried chicken fried fried chicken chicken run over mom coming home from prom but the song's still funny the song's still funyy, funny sister jill well she's stuck in the grill but the song's still funny the song's still funny funny mister short-long now your family's gone that's just the way its supposed to happen when you write such a funny song fried chicken Thanks to Alyssa for these lyrics  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 09-13-2005 10:58 AM                        Rated PG Funny Song Titles I Kissed Her on the Lips, And Left Her Behind for You I Don't Want Your Body If Your Heart's Not in It Brain Damage("a song we learned from the 'Slow FloydBrothers'") Hot Tubs of Tears Put the Oak Ridge Boys in the Slammer, on _Paint_Me_on_Velvet_ Insensitive Stone Age Guys Folk Music Is The Final Refuge Of The Weird  |  IP: Logged

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