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Author Topic: corporate slogans Scott Norwood Film God Posts: 8146 From: Boston, MA. USA (1774.21 miles northeast of Dallas) Registered: Jun 99 posted 03-09-2002 10:44 PM                        A local trash-hauling company (Sorrentino Trucking) has the following slogan painted on their trucks: "Satisfaction guaranteed or double your trash back." (yes, really!)  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 03-10-2002 03:07 AM                        Rated PG Greetings from the land of the thrice kissed ass. Here's a few from Las Vegas (all of these are or were real too): Las Vegas Plumbing: "Where a flush beats a full house" Nevada House of Hose: "Happiness is a good hose job" Nevada Nut and Bolt: "Happiness is a good screw" Gordon Biersch Brewing Company: Painted on the sides of their trucks "Driver carries no taps"  |  IP: Logged Gordon McLeod Film God Posts: 9532 From: Toronto Ontario Canada Registered: Jun 99 posted 03-10-2002 07:41 PM                     Phone message at tri state crematory You kill em we grill them  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 03-10-2002 10:56 PM                        Gord, do you mean " You beat'em , you eat'em?"  |  IP: Logged Leo Enticknap Film God Posts: 7474 From: Loma Linda, CA Registered: Jul 2000 posted 03-11-2002 08:07 AM                        A long time ago British Rail had a slogan 'This is the age of the train', which acquired a double meaning because most of the trains were (and still are) rusty, uncomfortable, dangerous and extremely old.  |  IP: Logged System Notices Forum Watchdog / Soup Nazi Posts: 215 Registered: Apr 2004 posted 11-05-2004 01:13 PM                 It has been 970 days since the last post.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-05-2004 01:13 PM                        Rated G George in Iowa My all time favorite slogan was a billboard I used to pass The candidates last name was Lawless,and all of his advertising held the same simple message: Lawless for Sheriff!  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-05-2004 01:17 PM                        Rated G The late John Tower's--Texas' first Republican Senator since reconstruction-- name belied his physical stature. In one of his campaigns he used the slogan "Texas Needs a Tower in the Senate."  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 09-06-2005 08:08 AM                        Rated G I think members of film-tech will enjoy shopping here. http://www.nakedzombie.com  |  IP: Logged

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