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Author Topic: Hobbies Giorgio Volpi Film Handler Posts: 51 From: Caracas - Venezuela Registered: Mar 2002 posted 05-19-2002 11:11 AM                     A hobby is as the woman breast; this is made for boys, but adults enjoy it .....  |  IP: Logged Will Kutler Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1506 From: Tucson, AZ, USA Registered: Feb 2001 posted 05-19-2002 04:46 PM                     rated p.g. Men now have on-up on women, as we can now also claim....P.M.S..... ya, thats right.....PLASTIC MODELERS SYNDROME !  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 05-19-2002 08:10 PM                        Giorgio, The day I no longer recognize this to be a true fact, then and only then shall I go to my rest. With a smile on my face.... BOB  |  IP: Logged System Notices Forum Watchdog / Soup Nazi Posts: 215 Registered: Apr 2004 posted 05-19-2005 02:36 PM                 It has been 1095 days since the last post.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 05-19-2005 02:36 PM                        Rated G Humor about hobbies, work, jobs and occupations Are you an Internet Addict? You are an Internet Addict ... IF ... You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading. Your bookmark list takes 15 minutes to go from top to bottom. Your nightmares are in HTML and GIFS. You start introducing yourself as "Jim at net dot com." Your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time you see a new WWW site address on TV. You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can hear if new e-mail arrives. All of your friends have an @ in their names. Your dog has its own home page. You can't call your mother... She doesn't have a modem. Your phone bill is as heavy as a brick. You don't know the sex of three of your closest friends because they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to ask. Your husband tells you that he has had the beard for 2 months. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed. Your wife makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed." You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a toilet. Your wife says communication is important in a marriage... so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.  |  IP: Logged

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