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Author Topic: Joke Scott Norwood Film God Posts: 8146 From: Boston, MA. USA (1774.21 miles northeast of Dallas) Registered: Jun 99 posted 12-10-2002 05:52 PM                        Two strings walk into a bar. The first tries to order something. "I don't serve strings in this bar," the bartender says roughly and throws him out. The second ruffs himself up, ties his ends together, walks in, and orders. "Hey, didn't you hear what I told your buddy?" the bartender says. "Yeah," the string says. "Aren't you a string?" the bartender says. "I'm a frayed knot," the string replies. (Note that this belongs in the Joke Forum. A good moderator will move it there. Let's see if Joe is a good moderator.)  |  IP: Logged Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 12-10-2002 06:34 PM                        Oh yeah trying to get revenge, eh?  |  IP: Logged System Notices Forum Watchdog / Soup Nazi Posts: 215 Registered: Apr 2004 posted 03-14-2008 08:07 AM                 It has been 1920 days since the last post.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 03-14-2008 08:07 AM                        Rated G String and StringBuilder go into a Bar and they both ask for beers Barman: "Sorry guys but the beer is off you are going to have to have something else" StringBuilder: "OK, I'll have a pint of water" String: "Pint of beer for me, please" Barman: "Didn't you hear me the beer is off" String: "Pint of beer for me, please" Barman: "I said the beer was off!" String: "Pint of beer for me, please" Barman turns to the C String and says] "What's up with your mate is he deaf?" StringBuilder: "Sorry about him mate, he can't help it he is immutable"  |  IP: Logged

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