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Topic: LOVE
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Gerard S. Cohen
Jedi Master Film Handler
Posts: 975
From: Forest Hills, NY, USA
Registered: Sep 2001
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posted 01-31-2003 01:42 PM
Ways of saying " I Love You "
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> With winter upon us and love in the air,> I thought you'd
> like to know how to say "I LOVE YOU" in 20 different
> languages:
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> 1. English..................................I Love You
> 2. Spanish................................Te Amo
> 3. French.................................Je T'aime
> 4. German................................Ich Liebe Dich
> 5. Japanese............................Ai Shite Imasu
> 6. Italian..................................Ti Amo
> 7. Chinese................................Wo Ai Ni
> 8. Swedish...............................Jag Alskar
> 9. Latin...................................Ego Amo Te
> 10. - 20. Alabama, Arkansas, Texas, Louisiana, South Carolina, Georgia,> North Carolina, West Virginia, Mississippi,
> Missouri, Kentucky, Tennessee .............Nice Tits
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Gordon Bachlund
Jedi Master Film Handler
Posts: 696
From: Monrovia, CA, USA
Registered: Aug 1999
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posted 04-17-2013 05:53 PM
Rated PG...
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you!
The husband, typically non-romantic, replied, "I am on the commode. Please advise."
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Gordon Bachlund
Jedi Master Film Handler
Posts: 696
From: Monrovia, CA, USA
Registered: Aug 1999
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posted 10-18-2015 02:23 PM
Rated G.....
Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?"
Artie said, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."
Eugene commented, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives."
Al said, "I'd like them to say, 'Look!, he's moving!'"
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