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Author Topic: Great Movie Lines............................... Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 04-10-2003 08:24 AM                        Rated PG "Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough." --Jim Carrey in Me, Myself & Irene".  |  IP: Logged Mike Olpin Chop Chop! Posts: 1852 From: Dallas, TX Registered: Jan 2002 posted 04-11-2003 05:50 PM                     Rated G GENTLEMEN!! YOU CAN'T FIGHT IN HERE! THIS IS THE WAR ROOM! -President Muffley in Kubick's "Dr. Strangelove: or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"  |  IP: Logged Gracia L. Babbidge Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 709 From: Bowdoin, Maine Registered: Aug 2000 posted 04-11-2003 09:17 PM                        Rated pg-13 "Oh, we're horny. But our film comes first." -Stephen Dorff in Cecil B. Demented  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 04-15-2003 11:56 AM                        Rated G    Ghost 1990       Oda Mae Brown: I don't know you! I don't know Sam, but let me tell you what he did to me. He kept me up all night singing "I'm Henry the Eighth I Am." Molly Jensen: That's how he got me to go out with him. Oda Mae Brown - Whoppi Goldberg Molly Jensen - Demi Moore  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 06-19-2003 10:16 AM                        Rated G "There she was: dejected, desperate, and stoned. Everything I could have hoped for in a woman." --Louis DePalma, Taxi  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 07-02-2003 07:10 AM                        Rated G SHREK Princess Fiona: What kind of knight are you? Shrek: One of a kind.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 07-02-2003 07:14 AM                        Rated G Dick Tracy (1990) Big Boy Caprice: Wait a minute! Wait. Wait. I'm having a thought. Oh yes. Oh yes. I'm going to have a thought. It's coming. It's coming. ...It's gone.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 07-02-2003 08:34 AM                        Rated G HOLLYWOOD RULES Like all great spector sports, movies follow a strict set of rules: * Beds have a special L-shaped sheets that reach up to the armpit of a woman but only to the waist of the male star lying next to her. * In murder mysteries, the killer is always the neatest dresser. * No one ever locks a car when they get out of it. Even in New York City. * The more a man and a woman hate each other, the more certain it is they will fall in love. * A single match is always sufficient to light up a room the size of the colosseum. Bruce Feirstein in Vanity Fair.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 06-14-2004 04:27 PM                        Rated G "We're investigating a felony, Miss Demeanor." --Samuel L. Jackson as Wes Luger in "LethalWeapon 1"  |  IP: Logged Christian Volpi Master Film Handler Posts: 349 From: Arlington, NE Registered: Apr 2004 posted 07-16-2004 02:12 PM                        "Hey where the white women at?" Blazing Saddles  |  IP: Logged Christian Volpi Master Film Handler Posts: 349 From: Arlington, NE Registered: Apr 2004 posted 07-16-2004 02:15 PM                        Brad- "You guys had shirts on when you came in here." Spicoli- "Well something happened to them man." Fast Time at Ridgemont High  |  IP: Logged Christian Volpi Master Film Handler Posts: 349 From: Arlington, NE Registered: Apr 2004 posted 07-16-2004 02:16 PM                        "Do you want some sammiches?" Bad Santa  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 07-16-2004 04:25 PM                        Upon being told that the Japanese projectionist he has been hired to replace committed suicide, "What'd he do, miss a changeover?" Dennis Quaid as Jack McGurn Come See the Paradise (1990)  |  IP: Logged Joe Perrault Film Handler Posts: 4 From: Oxford, MI, USA Registered: Jul 2004 posted 07-23-2004 02:06 AM                  PG-13/soft R Geena Davis: "Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? Samuel Jackson: "I sure hope not, 'cause I'm thinkin my balls hurt!" Long Kiss Goodnight  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-01-2005 06:17 PM                        Rated G OTIS B. DRIFTWOOD (Groucho Marx): "It's alright, that's in every contract. That's what they call a sanity clause." FIORELLO (Chico Marx): "You can't fool me! There ain't no Sanity Claus." --A NIGHT AT THE OPERA, 1935  |  IP: Logged

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