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Author Topic: Dead Baby Dan Bouvier Film Handler Posts: 70 From: Sylvan Lake, Alberta, Canada Registered: Aug 2004 posted 09-24-2004 05:36 PM                     (I hope this isn't already on here - if it is, I couldn't find it.) Why do they boil water when a woman goes into labour? Because if the baby's born dead, they can make soup! wokka wokka wokka  |  IP: Logged Greg Davis Film Handler Posts: 96 From: Vista, Ca, USA Registered: Sep 2004 posted 09-24-2004 08:21 PM                     Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage. Whats worse than a baby in a trash can? 2 babies in a trash can. whats worse than 2 babies in a trash can? 5 babies in a trash can. whats worse than 5 babies in a trash can? a baby in 5 trash cans!  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 09-24-2004 08:37 PM                        Q: Which is easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck full of dead babies? A: The truck full of dead babies. You can use a pitchfork. Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: A scoop of ice cream, some soda, and a dead baby. We'll be here all week folks. Try the veal.  |  IP: Logged Dan Bouvier Film Handler Posts: 70 From: Sylvan Lake, Alberta, Canada Registered: Aug 2004 posted 09-24-2004 11:09 PM                     This thread reminds me of that scene in "Man Bites Dog" when he makes the drink called the Dead Baby Boy. I love that movie.  |  IP: Logged System Notices Forum Watchdog / Soup Nazi Posts: 215 Registered: Apr 2004 posted 10-17-2007 08:02 PM                 It has been 1117 days since the last post.  |  IP: Logged Charles Caron Expert Film Handler Posts: 188 From: Billings MT, USA Registered: Jul 2005 posted 10-17-2007 08:02 PM                     What's clear on the outside and blue on the inside? Dead baby in a freezer bag.  |  IP: Logged

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