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Author Topic: Tiger Woods Fred Georges Master Film Handler Posts: 257 From: Lombard, IL, USA Registered: Jun 2000 posted 12-14-2009 01:57 PM                     Q. What do Tiger Woods & a Baby seal have in common? A. They both get clubbed in the Head by Swedes!  |  IP: Logged Jonathan Althaus Master Film Handler Posts: 435 From: Bedford, TX Registered: Dec 2008 posted 12-14-2009 02:17 PM                     Q. Whats the difference between a golf ball and an SUV? A. Tiger Woods can drive the ball more than 50 feet.  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 12-14-2009 07:41 PM                        Tiger's got a new movie out: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.  |  IP: Logged Ian Parfrey Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1049 From: Imbil Australia 26 deg 27' 42.66" S 152 deg 42' 23.40" E Registered: Feb 2009 posted 12-14-2009 09:24 PM                     The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I can't remember," Elin said, "just put me down for a 5."  |  IP: Logged Alex Edwards Expert Film Handler Posts: 114 From: Iowa Registered: Aug 2009 posted 12-15-2009 11:34 PM                  Q:What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? A:Santa stopped after 3 Ho's  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 12-16-2009 03:58 AM                        Q: What the difference between Tiger's car driving and his short game? A: He can back up a wedge.  |  IP: Logged Gordon Bachlund Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 696 From: Monrovia, CA, USA Registered: Aug 1999 posted 01-27-2010 02:35 PM                        Rated PG... An American woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in America, arguing about which country had the toughest trees. The American woodpecker claimed America had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The American woodpecker was amazed. The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the American woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeccable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers). The American woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge. The two of them flew to Canada where the American woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeccable' tree almost without breaking a sweat. Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the American tree, and the American woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country? After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion: Apparently, Tiger Woods was right when he said your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.  |  IP: Logged

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