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Tom Ferreira
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Looking over the thread on cinema owners using absolutely no imagination when naming their theatres made me think about one of my biggest pet peeves-film producers putting absolutely no thought into the titles of their films.
Who in the hell was the genius that thought a film called Disney's The Kid conveyed any sense of excitement and must-see for this film?
Any then there's the nonsense, forgettable titles that are just bland and boring:
Ex:Basic Instinct, Fatal Attraction, Final Destination, Double Jeopardy, and the entire Steven Seagal body of work.
They're all just interchangable.
Exploitation film producers in the sixties and seventies knew that a good title was key to drawing them in before word of mouth got out as to the quality of a film. Whatever you think of the film, and it doesn't have a whole lot of defenders, I Spit On Your Grave is a great movie title-sure would make me curious, plus it looks great on a marquee. Massacre At Central High was far from a horror film; it was a pseudo political thriller, but who's going to know that before the opening weekend's grosses come in? Disney's The Kid makes me think of the bastard son of Walt. Sounds like the kind of cinematic crime that would piss off Cecil B. DeMented(the best title so far this year, by the way).
So, ladies and gentlemen, your thoughts please-what movie titles do you think went a long way towards selling a film, and which ones just plain suck?

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John Pytlak
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Is "Coyote Ugly" a nature documentary?

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Tom Ferreira
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Why, indeed it is, John, much like the films on Cinemax at 2 AM are, only the nature being studied is the female form.
I can only believe that Scary Movie was a satirical swipe at bad titles, much in the same way Wrongfully Accused was.
Another favorite was Johnny Dangerously("Do you know your last name's an adverb?"), and also, while I hate putting long titles on a marquee, What's Eating Gilbert Grape perfectly conveyed the tone of the film, while making you curious for more.

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Mike Blakesley
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I always liked the Naked Gun titles:

The Naked Gun
The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear
The Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult

My pet peeve is movies named after song titles. They almost always suck.


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Christopher Barahona
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Autumn in NY-
Chicks, please come to our movie.
Way of the Gun-
Not bad, i wanna see it sort of.
What Lies Beneath-
huh?
Castaway-
Very nice Zemeckis, I'm there.

Hey Tom.

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Richard C. Wolfe
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Speaking of long titles....

Does anyone remember: "Oh dad, Poor dad, Mommas Hung You In The Closet and I'm Feeling So Sad".

The title was better then the film! and it took longer to change the marquee then to show it.

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Evans A Criswell
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I think a couple of great titles that should be used for movies:

"Closed for Repairs"

and

"Out of Business"

Imagine a single-screen theatre advertising one of these!


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timothy johnson
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I love porno title rip offs of big hollywood films. I think it's funny like:
Jur - ass -in the park
shaving ryans privates
and others I can't say here


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Mike Spaeth
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My personal favorite rip-off title: Forrest Hump.

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Joe Grace
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I just got done watching a movie at a friends house this afternoon, It was called "Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood", It had its funny parts! But it didnt have a story line at all!


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Richard C. Wolfe
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and then there was the X rated version of Pinocchio back in the 70s that used the adline: "Pinocchio, it's not his nose that grows"

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John Wilson
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Also for the Pinocchio film...see the surprise when he lies! This used to be available from the local 16mm distributor...and no, I never saw it.

I always thought a movie called 'Free Beer' would bring in some business...


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timothy johnson
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what about the drive in film "closed for the season" I have been missing that one every fall.

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Dwayne Caldwell
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I'm sure there's a porno title out there called The Nuttin' Professor.

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Tim Reed
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Here's a couple long-winded ones:
"The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies"
"Doctor Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"

For quite some time now, many titles have shown no imagination; they just use phrases (or parts of phrases) and cliches:

"The Whole Nine Yards", "Where the Heart Is", "The Next Best Thing", "Whatever It Takes", "As Good As It Gets", "Body Double", "Saving Grace", "Home Alone", "Fatal Attraction", "Lethal Weapon", "A Few Good Men", "Look Who's Talking", "You've Got Mail", "Total Recall", "Keeping the Faith", "The Straight Story", "Rules of Engagement"

And the list goes on...

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