Okay now this is a nagging question I've had for some time now. In a mens room you have urinals and stalls. What is it with the guys that just HAVE to use the stalls for urination? Is it because that is how they learned at home?

I'm not talking about when there is a rush on the facilities like at a concert intermission and you take what you can get. But the room can be almost completely empty and some guys just simply will not use the urinals.

Now, through an informal analysis over many decades, I have found that those that use the kamodes for doing #1 also have horrible aim! Guys, urinals were made just for people like you...it is a "can't miss" situation!

Now I have thought about the privacy issue but with a row of urinals, it is easy enough not to have a "neighbor." It's bad enough you have to mess up the apparatus but you deny others the required tools to properly execute a #2!

Anyone out there with some insite?

In a bathroom with ANYONE in it, I just can't go. When it's empty, it's easier to go if I use a stall. It's stupid, I know, but there is just no way that I can go in a crowded restroom. That's why I avoid theme parks and concerts whenever possible.

I used to think it was just me but in doing some research I found that there are a LOT of people who share the same plight. I don't know where it came from or why it exists, but if somebody was holding a gun to my head I couldn't stand next to somebody and pee to save my life.

You never know if the redneck using the stall is wearing his wife's panties... or has a Prince Albert or just knows he has bad aim.

Medical conditions that might make one want to use a stall include
prostatitis, BHP (swelling of the prostate without any evident cause), bashful kidney, and split stream. I'm sure a urologist could add to the list.

Aren't you glad you asked? Now here is one for you: Ever seen a women's urinal? Yes they do have them, they were popular before women got to wear pants regularly.

However I can empathize with those that want the privacy. I prefer it too. As for my staff, they use the private bathroom for security reasons. When a staff member needs the restroom, and go into a crowded one, many of our customers are very crude and rude, and I don't want to put my staff into a potentially dangerous situation where a customer wants to show how funny he is by attacking a staff member.

And yes it has happened just last week, my projectionist was attacked from behind by some rowdy teens in the restroom. They wanted to show how funny they were by trying to shove his head in the toilet. We heard the ruckus and swarmed.

Stupid teenagers, probably the same ones going around the country and peeing on toilet seats.

Also, all restrooms should have paper towel dispensers. Otherwise, most people will not wash their hands.

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Evans A Criswell
Huntsville-Decatur Movie Theatre Information Site

Steve

What REALLY annoys me is people who have to take a dump but "hover" over the seat and leave the "collateral damage" for somebody else to deal with. That just peaves me off to no end!

I don't have too much of a problem with this, but when a doctor or nurse wants me to pee in a cup, I have to restrain the urge to ask "Would you like to supersize that for only 25 cents more?"

CHILDISH..Lays stream up and down wall, tries to hit the fly on the side of the urinal, likes to watch it bubble when hitting the holes in the bottom of the urinal.

CLEVER..No hands, shows off by fixing necktie, pisses on shoes.

CONCEITED..Struts in, nose up in air, misses urinal, pisses on floor.

DISGRUNTLED..Tries to piss, gives up, farts instead, walks away.

EFFICIENT..Waits until he has to take a dump, then does both.

EMBARRASSED..Split stream, pisses on everything except urinal.

DESPERATE..Teeth floating, shorts twisted, can't find hole, pisses in pants.

FAT PERSON..Stands back, aims, pisses, hits edge of urinal, ricochets, and comes back in his face.

HURRIED..All stalls in use, pisses in sink.

NERVOUS..Not sure what he has been into lately, makes a quick check.

NOSEY..Peeks at the guy next to him to see how he is hung.

SLY..Pisses all over toilet seat and flush valve, dribbles on floor, farts, then cracks an evil smile.

SMALL..Can't locate it in time, pisses in pants.

SNEAKY..Farts while pissing, realizes he should be sitting.

TIMID..Waits until rest room is unoccupied before pissing.

ROUGHNECK..Bangs it on side of urinal to dry it off after pissing.

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