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Author Topic: Scores Of Corpses Found stashed in GA. Toolshed! Mark Gulbrandsen Resident Trollmaster Posts: 16657 From: Music City Registered: Jun 99 posted 02-16-2002 11:39 PM                     Well, The folks that ran this GA Crematory were definately a couple of slackers! Check this out. Its gross! http://www.msnbc.com/news/709182.asp?0dm=C16TN Mark @ GTS  |  IP: Logged Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 02-17-2002 01:10 AM                        That has to be the laziest person I've ever heard of. Creamating someone isn't THAT much of a hassle. Maybe they were necropheliacs.  |  IP: Logged Ron Lacheur Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 650 From: British Columbia, Canada Registered: Feb 2002 posted 02-17-2002 01:27 AM                     that's just nasty!  |  IP: Logged John Walsh Film God Posts: 2490 From: Connecticut, USA, Earth, Milky Way Registered: Oct 1999 posted 02-17-2002 08:17 AM                     Definitely an example of, "crematorium done wrong!"  |  IP: Logged Gordon McLeod Film God Posts: 9532 From: Toronto Ontario Canada Registered: Jun 99 posted 02-17-2002 11:04 AM                     Maybe he couldn't afford the gas bill  |  IP: Logged Bruce McGee Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1776 From: Asheville, NC USA... Nowhere in Particular. Registered: Aug 1999 posted 02-17-2002 08:15 PM                     The owner claims that his furnace was on the fritz. Can you imagine walking up on a scene like that?  |  IP: Logged Gordon McLeod Film God Posts: 9532 From: Toronto Ontario Canada Registered: Jun 99 posted 02-17-2002 09:01 PM                     Somehow the math doesn't work If it is 15 years then the count should be much higher 200 bodies would be about 50 days worth  |  IP: Logged Keith Peticolas Expert Film Handler Posts: 108 From: Eagle River, Alaska, USA Registered: Aug 2001 posted 02-17-2002 09:58 PM                     ...And that's why I live and stay in Alaska.  |  IP: Logged Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 02-17-2002 10:16 PM                        There are probably dead bodies rotting somewhere in Alaska as well. No one is safe from stumbling upon a sea of rotting corpses!  |  IP: Logged Bobby Henderson "Ask me about Trajan." Posts: 10973 From: Lawton, OK, USA Registered: Apr 2001 posted 02-17-2002 11:14 PM                     Actually, the bodies sprawled around in Alaska are frozen and perfectly preserved. Its too damned cold up there for the bodies to rot.  |  IP: Logged Keith Peticolas Expert Film Handler Posts: 108 From: Eagle River, Alaska, USA Registered: Aug 2001 posted 02-18-2002 12:08 AM                     Actually we can and sell 'em as tourist food.  |  IP: Logged Leo Enticknap Film God Posts: 7474 From: Loma Linda, CA Registered: Jul 2000 posted 02-18-2002 05:00 AM                        Maybe this bloke hadn't realised that George W. Bush had abandoned the Kyoto protocol and was trying to do his bit to cut greenhouse gas emissions...  |  IP: Logged Chad Souder Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 962 From: Waterloo, IA, USA Registered: Feb 2000 posted 02-18-2002 10:37 AM                     I love how his excuse is that his machine was broken. It must take awhile to get parts for that. What's creepy to me is the thought of having someone's charred remains in an urn on my mantel or wherever. I just don't see the comfort in that. ------------------ "Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk!" - Homer Simpson  |  IP: Logged Jason Burroughs Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 654 From: Allen, TX Registered: Jun 99 posted 02-18-2002 01:13 PM                     I'm sorry, but 200+ bodies dating back 3 to 10 years is more than just broken machinery, or laziness. Its absolutly morbid that someone could have those bodies just laying around on their lot, Georgia summers aren't pleasent as they are. Add to the fact that the guy was burning wood chips to produce the ashes given to the realitives. This guy is to creamation as Technicolor is to film distribution.  |  IP: Logged Mark Gulbrandsen Resident Trollmaster Posts: 16657 From: Music City Registered: Jun 99 posted 02-18-2002 01:33 PM                     Actually, the guy's not stupid. WHat he was doing was setting up Hollywood for a whole new line of Horror films that he will get a cut on. John Carpenter, better get your typewriter out! I can see at least 5 or 6 sequels comming out of the first release. Of course the first one would simply be called.......... "Crematory" But then.....the onslaught would follow......... "Crematory 2, The Stench Of A Hot Georgia Summer" "Crematory 3, The New Furnace Arrives" "Crematory 4, Ray Brent Marsh Is Back" "Crematory 5, At The Bottom Of The Lake" And of course the last chapter......... "Crematory 6, Ray Brent Marsh Back Behind Bars" Mark @ Old GTS  |  IP: Logged

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