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Chad Souder
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From: Waterloo, IA, USA
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 - posted 06-05-2002 10:14 PM      Profile for Chad Souder   Email Chad Souder   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
I was just looking ahead on the release schedule, and noticed that August 2nd is an especially good week. "XXX", "Full Frontal", and "Igby Goes Down" (I hope Igby is a girl) are all coming out (pun definately intended, if Igby is not a girl). This week is followed by The Good Girl on 8/7. Kinda reminds me of customers having to ask for favorites like Snatch.

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Brad Haven
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At my old location (luna leederville) i was helping to usher on a busy night. When i tear tickets i always announce the film title to make sure that they are going in to the right cinema, this films title was "feeling sexy" (an oz film) , so for every person i said it as a question, feeling sexy ? ,everyone (thankfully) had a great laugh , but unfortunatly there were no takers and i once again went home a single man!

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Paul Harnden
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From: Chandler, AZ, USA
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Well this isn't a story about sexy-named films, but it has to do with the title.

When Episode 1 came out, we played the movie three different screens. The titles put onto he tickets by the managers looked as such:

Phantom Menace
Ep-X

X=the number of the print in the theater, in this case Auditorium 1 had print 1, Auditorium 2 print 2, and auditorium 4 print 3. We never really had a problem with the system except for one gentlemen who bought a ticket in Auditorium 2 thinking he was going to see episode 2 (remember now, this is during episode 1). Now I could see where he got the idea of it saying episode 2 off of the ticket, but unfortunately he wasn't too happy when I explained that it would be a couple of years before his desired show was released.


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James R. Hammonds, Jr
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 - posted 06-06-2002 03:05 AM      Profile for James R. Hammonds, Jr   Email James R. Hammonds, Jr   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Oohhh, I should not post after I have been drinking.

Sorry bout that.


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Rachel Gilardi
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 - posted 06-06-2002 03:07 AM      Profile for Rachel Gilardi   Email Rachel Gilardi   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Oh, don't get into this! Not chipper at all....

HELP!


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Adam Wilbert
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 - posted 06-06-2002 03:44 AM      Profile for Adam Wilbert   Author's Homepage   Email Adam Wilbert   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
I was hoping this thread would be on funny _people_ names... oh well... here goes anyway:

Misty Morning Wood.


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David Favel
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 - posted 06-06-2002 03:49 AM      Profile for David Favel   Email David Favel   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Went to school with Wayne Kerr & Dwayne Pype

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Barry Floyd
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 - posted 06-06-2002 08:47 AM      Profile for Barry Floyd   Author's Homepage   Email Barry Floyd   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
One of our biggest clients at the Engineering firm I work for is a developer named Richard Head . Tell me he didn't go through hell during his High School years !!

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Barry Floyd
Floyd Entertainment Group
Nashville, Tennessee
(Drive-In Theatre - Start-Up)

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Chad Souder
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Sorry I gotta explain this, but James, I guess I was going more for the coming pun than the gay pun. Sorry. How 'bout 'Blow' with Johnny Depp? "Yeah, I'll take one to Blow..."

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Leo Enticknap
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 - posted 06-06-2002 11:04 AM      Profile for Leo Enticknap   Author's Homepage   Email Leo Enticknap   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Paul: Shortly before I left the cinema business the box office at my workplace got into a nasty muddle: we were showing American Beauty in screen 1, American Movie in 2 and American Psycho in 3. The ticket issuing system had a limited number of characters in the film title field and the only word guaranteed to appear on the ticket was 'American'. Add to that an usherette who spoke very little English and was constantly directing customers into the wrong auditoria and the whole place was chaos. In the end we thought we'd got round it by programming the box office system to just print 'Beauty', 'Movie' or 'Psycho' on the ticket... but then the following Friday we had Psycho (the 1960 Hitchcock film) as a late-night special!


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John Pytlak
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Leo --- Could you have abbreviated?:
AmBeauty
AmMovie
AmPsycho

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Chip Gelmini
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I don't remember what year it was, but the big hit was Stanley Kubrick's, THE SHINING" with Jack Nicholson. I was at a mall going by the theater building. And the marquee REALLY HONESTLY said, "THE SHITTING." It was one of those times I wished I had a camera. It would have been published in MAD magazine.

We also had fun where I worked labeling the tail ends of prints in a humourous way. The idea was, only projection staff would play along, and it would never been seen by the public. Take the name of the movie, and change the title for fun, as a play on words. We kept it clean though, just incase the boss walked through. In some cases it was just reversing the words within the title, and sometimes it had something to do with a REAL situation in the news at the time the movie was released. Some examples from my memory:

DANCES WITH WOLVES became SNAKES CAN SKI. It later became LAMBADA WITH LIONS

Raiders of the Lost Ark BECAME Raiders of the Lost Narc (a theater employee had been caught and arrested for posession of illegal drugs)

ET stayed ET but the question was how to spell it correctly

GHANDI became a 10 foot piece of masking tape label: "On a cold winter's night he went out looking for a gallon of goat's milk. As he was leaving the tent, he stopped and looked at his Mother. She asked if he had forgotten anything. he replied, "Yeah...Mahatma." (My - hat - Mom) This answered the burning question, how did he get that nickname?

BIG NIGHT be came BIG NIGHT - COLD SHOWER

THE ABYSS was labeled THE ABITCH (We had a manager nobody liked)

SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER became SATURDAY NIGHT SNEEZER (We had a concession girl who had trouble with hayfever...so she said)

and so on. I know some of these are dumb but it made for some interesting conversation when it happened. And just like cue foil tape, the labels were left on the prints when they left our theater!

CG


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Charles Everett
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Chad: xXx opens 8/9.

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Dave Williams
Wet nipple scene

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 - posted 06-06-2002 11:44 AM      Profile for Dave Williams   Author's Homepage   Email Dave Williams   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Normally I am not this stupid ..> BUT...

When I went to see SW2 at the Villa in SL Utah, a single screener... I had this to say...

when I got the tickets, they said "STARATTACK"...

I am dyslexic... so naturally I thought they said startrek... I actually said... and I feel so smart for this... "Hey, are these for the right show?"

Remember its a single screener....

We all brain fart at least ONCE in our lives...

Dave

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Thomas Procyk
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 - posted 06-06-2002 01:43 PM      Profile for Thomas Procyk   Email Thomas Procyk   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
An usher found it funny to add an "R" to the marquee for "Play It To The Bone" as did most of the staff. The manager did not.

Speaking of abbreviations on tickets, what about marquee abbreviations for those hellatiously long movies:
"The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Mountain"
"Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood"
Or the upcoming: "The Divine Secrets Of The Ya Ya Sisterhood"
These should be especially fun on those airport-style "digital" marquees.

=TMP=

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