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James R. Hammonds, Jr
Jedi Master Film Handler

Posts: 931
From: Houston, TX, USA
Registered: Nov 2000

posted 10-09-2002 02:42 AM

My sister sent this to me as well as other members of my family.
It was written by my nephew Donovan who will be 10 on January 17.
Here it is, spelling errors and all:

Beep! Beep! There goes some joker squeezing my uncle James’ rubber nose again. Have you ever met our family’s favorite jester, he’s also very funny.
Our family’s favorite jester is……. my uncle James! Sometimes he acts like a clown, he lives in Houston. At the top of his head he wears a cone shaped spotted party hat. Below his hat he has fuzzy rainbow hair that is big enough to hide a giant, beneath that is his eyes that sparkle like diaminds, but underneath that is his gigantic sphere shaped nose. Under that is his hilarios laughing mouth, with lips that could swallow the whole world. Close to his chin is his roller coster coller. Attached to his waist (that is 45 inches around) is his elastic belt that is 145 yrs. Old, but above that is his tucked in shirt, and on his shirt is his other fluffy cotton-ball button. He also has pants bought in ile 3 k-mart. His shirt is also unfashionable.

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