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Author Topic: Two Towers Is Homo Slang For Erect Hobbit ... Mathew Molloy Master Film Handler Posts: 357 From: The Santa Cruz Mountains Registered: Nov 2000 posted 12-31-2002 06:02 PM                     You have to see this page from the Landover Baptist Church to believe it... http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1202/twotowers.html LMFAO!!!  |  IP: Logged Ken McFall Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 615 From: Haringey, London. Registered: Apr 2001 posted 12-31-2002 06:26 PM                     The sad thing is that rubbish like this is presented in the name of God!! Well if this is the sort of thing any 'God' would support then I'm glad to be outside his 'chosen' circle. I may rot in hell but at least I won't have to spend eternity with a bunch of hypocrites!! Happy New Year to you all  |  IP: Logged Mathew Molloy Master Film Handler Posts: 357 From: The Santa Cruz Mountains Registered: Nov 2000 posted 12-31-2002 06:36 PM                     I should point out that the entire site is a joke. Click on some of the links - they're a hoot! Like this one... http://www.fullgospelranch.com/home.html I like the line in the Two Towers article that states that "Most young English boys try it anywhere from once to 15,000 times and are done with it.." Well, they got that right!  |  IP: Logged Ken McFall Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 615 From: Haringey, London. Registered: Apr 2001 posted 12-31-2002 06:49 PM                     Well there I am with egg on my face.... I stress it is only egg!! However, Mathew how do you know "Most young English boys try it anywhere from once to 15,000 times and are done with it.." I'm no where near 15,000 times.... yet!! as for me being 'Done with it'...  |  IP: Logged Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 12-31-2002 08:08 PM                        That page is hilarious!  |  IP: Logged Bruce McGee Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1776 From: Asheville, NC USA... Nowhere in Particular. Registered: Aug 1999 posted 12-31-2002 09:49 PM                     One thing that I love to read at Landover Baptist is the real emails that they have received. Those people are sadly funny. This comes from a kid who grew up in a Baptist church that screamed about smoking, dancing, drinking, playing pool, gambling, sex, and anything else that they thought would get them more 'offerings'. Other than the money family in the church, none of the original families go there anymore. I think that a couple of the 'letters to the editor' came from someone that I know here. Landover Baptist is funny. I read it every month, and look forward to it.  |  IP: Logged Paul Linfesty Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1383 From: Bakersfield, CA, USA Registered: Nov 1999 posted 12-31-2002 10:06 PM                     This site is put out by the folks behind Betty Bowers.com (America's Best Christian), and, I think it is connected to the Onion. Great stuff! LOL! The sad thing is this stuff pretty much parrots the truly hideous stuff from Rev. Phelps (www.godhatesfags.com). This site reads like a spoof, but incredibly, is the real deal.  |  IP: Logged David Stambaugh Film God Posts: 4021 From: Eugene, Oregon Registered: Jan 2002 posted 12-31-2002 10:43 PM                        That is too funny.  |  IP: Logged

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