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Author Topic: Murder by Testicles Dick Vaughan Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1032 From: Bradford, West Yorkshire, UK Registered: Jul 2000 posted 01-29-2003 03:24 PM                        Bet that got yer attention. Take a look at http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/2703355.stm Ouch!  |  IP: Logged Adam Martin I'm not even gonna point out the irony. Posts: 3686 From: Dallas, TX Registered: Nov 2000 posted 01-29-2003 03:27 PM                     First degree murder ... well, isn't that just a kick in the nuts.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 01-29-2003 03:56 PM                        Dick, Caption under the picture. "The victem died instantly from a kick to the groin." If he had been a "Martini" drinker he most likely would have survived a knee in the groin.  |  IP: Logged Andrew Lee Film Handler Posts: 99 From: Oakville, Ontario, Canada Registered: Jun 2002 posted 01-29-2003 05:48 PM                     Dick, should it not be a boot to the bollocks? Are you free this week for a pint?  |  IP: Logged Bobby Henderson "Ask me about Trajan." Posts: 10973 From: Lawton, OK, USA Registered: Apr 2001 posted 01-29-2003 06:13 PM                     "Neurogenic shock"? Most know a man can bleed to death very quickly from a stab wound to the testicles. But I never thought the pain from getting a knee to the groin could kill you!  |  IP: Logged William Leland III Master Film Handler Posts: 336 From: Charleston, SC, Registered: Aug 2002 posted 01-29-2003 07:42 PM                        I read an article where a man at a strip club had his ball busted by a stripper. He was laying down while she was doing her dance then she thrusted her butt into his groin. Damaging his ball. He went to the doctors office a day later because of the pain. Doctor said his ball had to be removed. It also turned out he had testicular cancer. He is suing the strip club.  |  IP: Logged Adam Martin I'm not even gonna point out the irony. Posts: 3686 From: Dallas, TX Registered: Nov 2000 posted 01-29-2003 10:11 PM                     I would think, then, that going to the strip club that night saved his life!  |  IP: Logged Leo Enticknap Film God Posts: 7474 From: Loma Linda, CA Registered: Jul 2000 posted 01-30-2003 02:34 AM                        I hope the hospital he went to didn't employ this doctor...  |  IP: Logged Bobby Henderson "Ask me about Trajan." Posts: 10973 From: Lawton, OK, USA Registered: Apr 2001 posted 01-30-2003 05:27 PM                     Funny report. I suppose more creedence should be given to the saying "its not the size of the instrument but how it is used." Back to the painful testicle humor. A couple years back some friends of mine were witness to a horrific water skiing accident at Lake Lawtonka. One of their buddies was doing skiing stunts behind the boat. He tried to do one of those 360 degree spins while ski jumping through the wave of a boat wake. Somehow he got hung up in the handle line and the rope rat-tailed across his trunks as he wiped out. When his buddies pulled him into the boat there was all this blood running down his leg. And then they saw one of his testicles, bare outside of the sack, dangling down on his leg attached only by what looked like spaghetti. Numerous screams followed. The doctors got the fellow sewed back up and he was alright.  |  IP: Logged

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