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Author Topic: Stupid Sexual Enhancement Device, Maybe Dangerous Bill Enos Film God Posts: 2081 From: Richmond, Virginia, USA Registered: Apr 2000 posted 05-13-2003 08:49 AM                     Ever wonder what you get? The email said "not vacuum operated" I ordered it thru an email address that was immediately cancelled. Two weeks later it arrived. The penis lengthener consisted of a small elastic band with a loop in one end. This band was to be placed around they part the be lenghtened with the end of the band to be slipped thru the loop and then the band snugged. There was a similar but larger band to be placed around an ankle. Connect the bands with the string provided, tensioning to suit. Enhancement while you walk. Instructions suggested that tightening the string would bring faster results. Also there were cautions about not cutting off circulation, bet that would hurt. $10. Has the FDA tested this for effectiveness? Pretty stupid but you know somebody's using one.  |  IP: Logged Michael Schaffer "Where is the Boardwalk Hotel?" Posts: 4143 From: Boston, MA Registered: Apr 2002 posted 05-13-2003 09:04 AM                        I don`t understand how this works. What does the walking around do? Can you post a picture of you wearing the device for clarification?  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 05-13-2003 09:20 AM                        Please do not post picture send it via private mail to those who want to see it.. DO NOT SEND IT TO ME.  |  IP: Logged Don Bruechert Mmmmmmmmm, bird! Posts: 340 From: Manitowoc, WI, USA Registered: Jan 2003 posted 05-13-2003 11:53 AM                        Sounds kinda like it is designed so that as you walk around it yanks on your crank with each step - kinda like a stretching exercise where you stretch your muscles a little at a time.... I could see this cutting off the circulation or worse... What happens if a mugger approaches and you have to run? That could really hurt!  |  IP: Logged Paul G. Thompson The Weenie Man Posts: 4718 From: Mount Vernon WA USA Registered: Nov 2000 posted 05-13-2003 02:32 PM                     BAH!!! People who use those devices to "enhance" themselves are totally stark ravin' sterile-assed nuts!!! Mark my words.....the day will come when you land in the hospital and the doctor has to jam a tube up that thing to drain your bladder while you are still conscious. At that time, I can assure you that "every inch of your manliness" is one inch too much! And, when they remove it, they just simply latch on to it and "give it a yank!" Your eyeballs will rotate like a jackpot machine. Been there......  |  IP: Logged Bobby Henderson "Ask me about Trajan." Posts: 10973 From: Lawton, OK, USA Registered: Apr 2001 posted 05-13-2003 03:09 PM                     Paul, that gives new insight as to why you are called "The Weenie Man!"  |  IP: Logged Michael Harlow Expert Film Handler Posts: 170 From: Faversham, Kent, UK Registered: Jul 2002 posted 05-13-2003 03:57 PM                     Strewth! Be happy with what you've got, or someone elses if you're that way inclined!  |  IP: Logged Bill Enos Film God Posts: 2081 From: Richmond, Virginia, USA Registered: Apr 2000 posted 05-13-2003 05:54 PM                     No, Michael I'll not post a picture. It was ordered just to see what it was. This thing certainly cannot have cost more than a dollar to produce. I womder how many have been sold? Every time you see some guy walking a little strange it might be because of one of these.  |  IP: Logged Michael Schaffer "Where is the Boardwalk Hotel?" Posts: 4143 From: Boston, MA Registered: Apr 2002 posted 05-13-2003 10:16 PM                        quote: It was ordered just to see what it was. Yes sure, Bill, we all order things all the time just to see what they are... I am not sure if it`s true what they say - size doesn`t matter. Anyway, I will think of you every time I see someone walking a bit strangely. You know these things butchers use to make steaks bigger and broader? These hammer-like things that you can use to beat meat into a broad flat shape? You may want to try one of these next. Maybe it`ll hurt a bit. But after a short healing period, maybe it will have the desired effect.  |  IP: Logged Rachel Craven Madam Moderator Posts: 2190 From: Pensacola, FL Registered: Dec 2000 posted 05-13-2003 10:35 PM                     Ewww, just get a penis pump.  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 05-13-2003 10:37 PM                  Rach: You speakin' from experience? >>>Phil  |  IP: Logged Rachel Craven Madam Moderator Posts: 2190 From: Pensacola, FL Registered: Dec 2000 posted 05-14-2003 01:58 AM                     Probably more then you Phil! Although not with myself, you beat me there...  |  IP: Logged Jon Miller Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 973 From: San Diego, CA, USA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 05-14-2003 07:37 PM                     Now why would anyone actually publicly admit to trying one of those "enhancement" devices?  |  IP: Logged Leo Enticknap Film God Posts: 7474 From: Loma Linda, CA Registered: Jul 2000 posted 05-15-2003 02:55 PM                        Examples of people who tried sexual enhanements and lived (and in some cases, not lived) to regret it can be found on this website. It won't let me cut and paste links from specific pages, but hunt around long enough and you'll find SEDs including a vacuum cleaner, tyre inflation air hose and even a gerbil!  |  IP: Logged William Hooper Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1879 From: Mobile, AL USA Registered: Jun 99 posted 07-17-2003 03:18 AM                        I also ordered one, only out of curiosity. I've only had time to get it out of the box, & have not had a chance to look at the instructions yet. I will say that I am surprised that the quality of manufacture seems to be higher than I would have expected from something sold by such cheap advertising.  |  IP: Logged

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