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Topic: Bizzarre Bank Robbery
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Randy Stankey
Film God
Posts: 6539
From: Erie, Pennsylvania
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 09-01-2003 09:58 PM
Occam's Razor: Entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem. (Entities shall not be multiplied without necessity.)
The least complicated explanation is most likely to be the correct explanation.
The idea that somebody who is supposedly experienced at his job would go to a remote area behind a TV antenna tower to make a delivery, sight unseen is preposterous. Further, the idea that a delivery man, in this day and age of terrorism, wouldn't just drop the pizzas (Two small sausage and pepperoni pizzas, by the way) and run like hell is even more preposterous. For the sake of argument, assume the guy was captured by some unknown crooks. Why would they go through the trouble of making a sophisticated bomb like in the movies? (Like Running Man, as you said.) How expensive would it be to make a bomb like that? How much money could such a "remote control bank robber" ever hope to steal? Certainly not enough to cover the expense of such a bomb. Top that off with the uncertainty of putting such an expensive device around the neck of some loser pizza driver who may or may not complete the mission. It's friggin' ludicrous!
And, another thing... How many "On-the-scene alibis" have EVER been truthful? Charles Stewart? Pam Smart? No! None that I can ever remember.
Do you remember how the entire Boston Police force was looking for some vaguely described black gunman? Turns out Chuck Stewart was the culprit! How about that black man that carjacked the carload of kids and drowned them in a lake? No, turns out the MOTHER did it!
I'm thinking this is the same thing: An on-scene lie. (How much do you want to bet that he accused two black men of being his kidnappers! )
Oh, yeah! How about a booby trapped bomb? Pure movie fantasy! Maybe there could have been some kind of "trip wire" around his neck but that's the limit, as far as I'm concerned. Anything more than a timer and a blasting cap is way too sophisticated for this kind of scenario, in my mind. (Goes back to the cost thing.)
I think the FBI has their sights on one or two more people and they are gagging the case until they can get the accomplice(s) in an airtight case. I'm thinking, maybe, the pizza shop owner. They could also be planning to do forensics on the various locations involved and they don't want to tip off any possible souvineer hunters or other people who would try to "cover tracks". Or... they could be lying in wait to see if anybody "returns to the scene of the crime". (I'm just imagining on that one.)
No matter what the specifics turn out to be I'm still betting on the simplest explanation: A down and out loser and his buddy "hatch a plan" to rob a bank but the plan goes terribly wrong and they both end up dead.
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