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Author Topic: Doofus Phil... Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 10-26-2003 11:31 PM                  Well, earlier today, I was packing up my pirate, err, I mean "experimental" radio station hardware in anticipation for the Texas trip to Brad's place. I set the main console on the kitchen counter along with the RE-20 mic and boom and the TT and CD player and the "cart" machines. Running outta room, I temporarily set a box of 50 carts on my gas cooktop. I guess I must have accidentally bumped the knob and turned it on. A few minutes later, I thought to myself... "Gosh, either Brad is here or something smells like cardboard burning." Upon investigating, I saw the flames! DAMN! Only QUICK action by yours truly saved my station, house, and all of Hollywood, as well as my ass from the fate that has been the doom of many jerks B4 me. And come on, Jason! You know damn well I have a cute ass as shown in my last years xmas card. You are just jealous cuz I crossed you off this year's list! >>> Phil  |  IP: Logged Brad Miller Administrator Posts: 17775 From: Plano, TX (36.2 miles NW of Rockwall) Registered: May 99 posted 10-26-2003 11:36 PM                     That sounds like something only a crazy coot would do!  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 10-27-2003 11:29 PM                        Way to go "Success!" But I'm glad you came out of it none the worse for wear save for a box of singed carts.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 10-28-2003 06:52 AM                        Phil I note in your signature that you say: quote: Brad is mean because he won't change my forum name to Phil "Coot" Hill. If you keep it up he will change it to "Boot" Hill. Thereby changing your residence.  |  IP: Logged Jeff Stricker Master Film Handler Posts: 481 From: Calumet, Mi USA Registered: Nov 1999 posted 10-28-2003 07:55 AM                     Phil, sounds like you need one of those big RCA Ampliphase transmitters that Paul has been talking about to go with the studio gear. The RF induction heating from all that RF would melt your carts!  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 10-28-2003 03:58 PM                  Hey Bob, that's not my doing.... The 1st 3 lines are some of my philosophies. The Grand-Poo-BAH posted that last line and then locked me out of my profile so I can't change it. Jeff, I'm talking with the power company to bring in 3-phase to my house.... >>> Phil  |  IP: Logged Brad Miller Administrator Posts: 17775 From: Plano, TX (36.2 miles NW of Rockwall) Registered: May 99 posted 10-28-2003 05:32 PM                     I most certainly did nothing of the sort, coot!  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 10-28-2003 06:10 PM                  Liar! >>> Phil  |  IP: Logged Steve Kraus Film God Posts: 4094 From: Chicago, IL, USA Registered: May 2000 posted 10-28-2003 06:30 PM                    "GLORY HOLES ARE FOREVER" ?? I look forward to your explaining that without offending delicate ears!  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 10-28-2003 06:34 PM                  That ARSE Barbie! Steve... I did NOT add that stuff to my sig.... My wholesome thoughts have been perverted by a pervert. Let me write down why I hate Brad... I'll need a LOT of paper... This is the message I get if I try to correct my profile... quote: FYI Sorry, your profile has been specifically locked by the board administrators. This means that you may not make any changes to your registered profile information. » Please use your browser's back button to return. >>> Phil  |  IP: Logged Floyd Justin Newton Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 559 From: Phoenix, Arizona, USA Registered: Jun 2002 posted 10-28-2003 07:13 PM                     Damn....here we go AGAIN !! . Batten down the hatches !! fjn  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 10-28-2003 08:29 PM                        Will the real LIAR, LIAR PANTS ON FIRE Stand up!  |  IP: Logged Brad Miller Administrator Posts: 17775 From: Plano, TX (36.2 miles NW of Rockwall) Registered: May 99 posted 10-28-2003 09:57 PM                     Liar = Geez Phil, don't make me get the Arse Kicker on you!  |  IP: Logged Daryl C. W. O'Shea Film God Posts: 3977 From: Midland Ontario Canada (where Panavision & IMAX lenses come from) Registered: Jun 2002 posted 10-28-2003 10:00 PM                        That's it. I'm coming down to kick Phil's ass. Bob, if you're at the airport to meet my connection in New York, I'll bring some butter tarts.  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 10-28-2003 11:04 PM                  OOOOOH DOS-Boy-Daryl, you are such a brute...and soooo manly, and forceful! You have me shivering in my boots.... I'm soooo scared, I'll prbably faint when I see you. Ummmm... not cuz I fear physical harm, but cuz of your looks! BTW: Would you please explain "glory holes" to all of us less enlightened? Thanks! >>> Phil  |  IP: Logged

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