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Joe Redifer
You need a beating today

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 - posted 12-05-2003 02:06 PM      Profile for Joe Redifer   Author's Homepage   Email Joe Redifer   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Why do only morons create Flash animations?

Click here if you dare

Be warned! The above Flash animation is likely to drive a person insane if you let it run too long! Weird.



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Jack Ondracek
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 - posted 12-05-2003 02:11 PM      Profile for Jack Ondracek   Author's Homepage   Email Jack Ondracek   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
AAAAAUUGGHHH!
Where do you get this stuff, Joe? It appears you have way too much time on your hands, now that you've replaced all your ORC consoles!

I'm sending this to my kids... they need to be terrorized once in a while!

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Phil Hill
I love my cootie bug

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Joe, you just don't get it.

It is really cleaver how the author has metaphorically pointed out one of the most basic fallacies of some people that blindly follow what they consider "truths".

Git wit it bub!

>>> Phil

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Randy Stankey
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I think you have finally found something more evil than HAMPSTERDANCE.COM!

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Rachel Craven
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I like hamster dance...ok? [Big Grin] For the record, hamster doesn't have a p! [Smile]

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Michael Brown
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The Happy Tree Friends

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Evans A Criswell
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Wow! The badger thing made its rounds around here 2-3 months ago! I love it! The only bad thing is the sound from it gets stuck in a loop in your head and you can't get rid of it for a couple of days!

Thanks Joe for resurrecting this awesome animation. I'd love to get this playing over and over on all the TVs in, say, Best Buy!

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Joe Redifer
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That actually would be pretty cool! And make it so that there is no way for the TVs to be turned off or the sound to be turned down (make it loud). It would clear out Best Buy pretty quick and make it so they had less customers. It would also torture their employees. And they deserve to be tortured.



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Randy Stankey
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Yes, Rach. Hamsters, the small furry critters are spelled without the "P". Hampsters, the animated cartoons that dance on your computer screen are spelled WITH a "P".

It's on the website.

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Bobby Henderson
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I heard this sick verb "felching." How exactly does that relate in speech to hamsters?

Oh, and I disagree about all Flash animation being evil. The badger guy simply used his Flash "powers" for evil rather than good. I tend to just use Flash for large vector-based still graphics and titles. Better than making someone download a clunky, raggedy and large GIF.

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Phil Hill
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Evans is correct about "Badger" being around for awhile.

I really like it and I've been running it 24/7 on my 8ft video screen in my S&M dungeon. It really does heighten the "experience".

>>> Phil

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Rachel Craven
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quote:
Yes, Rach. Hamsters, the small furry critters are spelled without the "P". Hampsters, the animated cartoons that dance on your computer screen are spelled WITH a "P".

It's on the website.

You have way too much time on your hands! [Wink]

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Emma Tomiak
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Woo for Rathergood.com

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Phil Hill
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BTW: If you open "Badgers" in more than one window and let all the audio play, the effect is enhanced....it is REALLY cool!

>>> Phil

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Gracia L. Babbidge
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Um, [uhoh] the definition that I heard for 'felching' does not directly relate to hamsters, nor is it anything that even I would want to explain here! [puke]

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