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Author Topic: Joe's new picture creeps me out Carl Martin Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1424 From: Oakland, CA, USA Registered: Feb 2002 posted 03-04-2004 03:36 AM                        nothing personal. i hope it's really just a subtle spoof of something. it reminds me of the kids tormenting judas in that mel gibson movie. maybe i have something on my conscience. people used to say i looked like the unabomber. that was kinda cool but it got stale after a while, after the 50th time. i guess it died down when he stopped being in the news all the time. his manifesto's actually a pretty good read, though. now people say i look like jesus. i think the unabomber was a better fit. but beauty's only skin deep, as they say. carl  |  IP: Logged Michael Schaffer "Where is the Boardwalk Hotel?" Posts: 4143 From: Boston, MA Registered: Apr 2002 posted 03-04-2004 03:53 AM                        Shocking but true - that`s actually what Joe looks like in real life.  |  IP: Logged Ian Price Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1714 From: Denver, CO Registered: Jun 99 posted 03-04-2004 12:41 PM                     Carl Martin's lack of a picture is creeping me out.  |  IP: Logged Randy Stankey Film God Posts: 6539 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Registered: Jun 99 posted 03-04-2004 02:17 PM                     I think it's because we've been looking at funky Photoshop-ed pictures of Joe for so long they start to look normal. Now, when we look at a "normal" picture of Joe (if there is such a thing as a normal picture of Joe) we can't recognize him!  |  IP: Logged Adam Martin I'm not even gonna point out the irony. Posts: 3686 From: Dallas, TX Registered: Nov 2000 posted 03-04-2004 06:23 PM                     Hey, Ian ... let's go to Berkeley this weekend and find a projectionist that looks like Jesus the Unabomber and take his picture. PS - I took that photo of Joe a couple of hours after I poked his eyeballs out.  |  IP: Logged Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 03-04-2004 07:44 PM                        Don't like my picture, eh? Not good enough for you, eh? Well let's see. I think maybe I might forget NOT to ban you!  |  IP: Logged Mark Gulbrandsen Resident Trollmaster Posts: 16657 From: Music City Registered: Jun 99 posted 03-04-2004 10:40 PM                     "Carl Martin's lack of a picture is creeping me out." ________________________________________________________________ Thats because Carl Martin is really Joe !  |  IP: Logged Carl Martin Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1424 From: Oakland, CA, USA Registered: Feb 2002 posted 03-05-2004 05:27 AM                        uh oh, mark. now we're both pissed at you! i almost like joe's new post-specific pics. and credit is due for taking the time to do that. or is it random and they just happen to seem to match the emotion of the post? i revoke the credit if that's the case. oh and, we don't allow cameras in our theater. you'll have to disguise it as a pizza. carl  |  IP: Logged Daryl C. W. O'Shea Film God Posts: 3977 From: Midland Ontario Canada (where Panavision & IMAX lenses come from) Registered: Jun 2002 posted 03-05-2004 05:55 PM                        It's an AI algorithm I wrote. It chooses the picture based on the wording of the post.  |  IP: Logged Mike Olpin Chop Chop! Posts: 1852 From: Dallas, TX Registered: Jan 2002 posted 03-06-2004 04:13 AM                     Nice - 26 new pics. How long did it take to come up with all those?  |  IP: Logged Scott Norwood Film God Posts: 8146 From: Boston, MA. USA (1774.21 miles northeast of Dallas) Registered: Jun 99 posted 03-06-2004 10:55 AM                        I assume there is one was specifically intended to post in response to people who don't submit member photos.  |  IP: Logged Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 03-06-2004 12:58 PM                        Yup.  |  IP: Logged Rachel Craven Madam Moderator Posts: 2190 From: Pensacola, FL Registered: Dec 2000 posted 03-06-2004 08:50 PM                     Joe just scares me, in fact this thread scares me, its just not right!  |  IP: Logged Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 03-06-2004 09:43 PM                        You know you want me, Rachel! The reason this thread isn't right is because carl martin can't even capitalize my name. Probably flunked out of elementary school!  |  IP: Logged Brad Miller Administrator Posts: 17775 From: Plano, TX (36.2 miles NW of Rockwall) Registered: May 99 posted 03-07-2004 12:37 AM                     Uh oh. I've seen that look before on Joe. RUN RACHEL!!!  |  IP: Logged

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