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Author Topic: Happy, Jesus was a Zombie Day (aka: I just want a freakin' breakfast burrito) Ian Price Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1714 From: Denver, CO Registered: Jun 99 posted 04-11-2004 12:49 PM                     And on the third day Jesus arose from the dead, and ascended in to heaven. But before he left he apparently ate all the food in the coffee shops and bakeries. Thus began the tradition of closing on Easter. I'm so hungry. I went out this morning and tried to get a breakfast burrito but the shop was closed. I then went to the bakery where they make a killer egg sandwich, but they were closed. Then I went to the coffee shop, but they were closed. I'm not sure where the egg laying bunnies come in to play?  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 04-11-2004 12:55 PM                        Quick! Charter a jet from Santa Rosa to here Ian. Gorgeous breakfast buffets all over town here today.  |  IP: Logged Chris Hipp Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1462 From: Mesquite, Tx (east of Dallas) Registered: Jul 2003 posted 04-11-2004 01:55 PM                     Religous discussions will not be tolerated on Film-Tech, Especially not Egg Sandwich Worshiping religions!  |  IP: Logged Manny Knowles "What are these things and WHY are they BLUE???" Posts: 4247 From: Bloomington, IN, USA Registered: Feb 2002 posted 04-11-2004 02:05 PM                     The title of this thread seems inflammatory, especially since the discussion is actually about a food-finding problem.  |  IP: Logged Gordon McLeod Film God Posts: 9532 From: Toronto Ontario Canada Registered: Jun 99 posted 04-11-2004 02:55 PM                     For Ian Food is a religious experience  |  IP: Logged Ian Price Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1714 From: Denver, CO Registered: Jun 99 posted 04-11-2004 03:41 PM                     Amen! Brother. The burrito shop opened later and I was sated with a breakfast burrito with chorizo.  |  IP: Logged Dan Lyons Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 698 From: Seal Beach, CA Registered: Sep 2002 posted 04-11-2004 03:47 PM                     This thread needs to win the award for best title! I love it! Many things are open around here. danny  |  IP: Logged Manny Knowles "What are these things and WHY are they BLUE???" Posts: 4247 From: Bloomington, IN, USA Registered: Feb 2002 posted 04-11-2004 04:43 PM                     I don't believe that it matters whether or not you think it's a cool title. The rules clearly state that religion is a no-no. The assertion that "Jesus was a Zombie" is bound to offend some members -- particularly on Easter Sunday -- and I credit Ian with enough common sense to realize this.  |  IP: Logged Claude S. Ayakawa Film God Posts: 2738 From: Waipahu, Hawaii, USA Registered: Aug 2002 posted 04-11-2004 04:48 PM                        I agree one hundred percent with Manny. I WAS very offended by the title of this thread and it was not funny at all! I have posted a proper titled thread with a very cute Easter greeting a friend sent me yesterday. I enjoyed it very much and I hope do too. -Claude  |  IP: Logged Steve Kraus Film God Posts: 4094 From: Chicago, IL, USA Registered: May 2000 posted 04-11-2004 07:13 PM                    You mean you can't talk about the historical Jesus either?  |  IP: Logged Robert E. Allen Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1078 From: Checotah, Oklahoma Registered: Jul 2002 posted 04-11-2004 07:18 PM                     Don't sweat it Claude. It only confirms what was prophesied about the way people would behave in the end-times.  |  IP: Logged Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 04-11-2004 07:30 PM                        OMG OMG OMFG!!!! You heard him! It's the end of the world!!!!!!!!!! I guess that means prices will be pretty low and I can score some good deals on stuff.  |  IP: Logged Adam Martin I'm not even gonna point out the irony. Posts: 3686 From: Dallas, TX Registered: Nov 2000 posted 04-11-2004 07:58 PM                     Jesus was a glass of rum with fruit juice and apricot liqueur? Sweet! zombie n A dead body that has been brought back to life by a supernatural force [syn: the living dead] I don't see what the problem is, other than some people need to either get a sense of humour and stop whining about everything that offends them or crawl back under the rock.  |  IP: Logged Chris Hipp Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1462 From: Mesquite, Tx (east of Dallas) Registered: Jul 2003 posted 04-11-2004 08:09 PM                     I am only offended by the notion that anyone would be brought back from the dead. Great title in my opinion. I love being politically incorrect This Just come through on CNN: Historians have just discovered that human beings, particularly the male gender, have been dicks since the beginning of time. Noone acts any differently now than they did 500, 1000, 1500, 2000, or 10,000 years ago. I hope this thread will be closed, FT is one place I like to come without having to worry about getting religion crammed down my throat.  |  IP: Logged Adam Martin I'm not even gonna point out the irony. Posts: 3686 From: Dallas, TX Registered: Nov 2000 posted 04-11-2004 08:37 PM                     This thread is not about religion. It's about Ian not being able to find a breakfast burrito today. Manny chose to take it off-topic rather than emailing a moderator with his concerns, which is what he should have done. Any further discussion of anything other than finding breakfast on a holiday in this thread will result in a stoning.  |  IP: Logged

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