Film-Tech Cinema Systems
Film-Tech Forum ARCHIVE


  
my profile | my password | search | faq & rules | forum home
  next oldest topic   next newest topic
» Film-Tech Forum ARCHIVE   » Community   » Film-Yak   » Surgery/Documentaries

   
Author Topic: Surgery/Documentaries
John Lasher
Master Film Handler

Posts: 493
From: Newark, DE
Registered: Aug 2001


 - posted 07-24-2004 01:13 PM      Profile for John Lasher   Author's Homepage   Email John Lasher   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
If you're eating something (or if you've just eaten) I do not advise reading this topic. Hit the back button.

...

...

...

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
You have been duely warned.

In the last two years I have had surgery 3 times for a pylon-idle cyst. For those of you who don't know, this happens when an in-growing hair carries some fecal matter into the muscles in ones hind quarters, causing the tissue to become infected. The infected tissue then has to be removed surgically and the patient put on antibiotics.

Given the recent trend in popular documentaries, I've decided that, should I need to go in for more surgery (likely) I'm going to have it videotaped and make a documentary titled: "All You Need To Make A Documentary is a Video Camera and an Asshole"

 |  IP: Logged

Rachel Craven
Madam Moderator

Posts: 2190
From: Pensacola, FL
Registered: Dec 2000


 - posted 07-24-2004 03:29 PM      Profile for Rachel Craven   Email Rachel Craven   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
That's actually funny... [Big Grin]

 |  IP: Logged

Dominic Espinosa
Phenomenal Film Handler

Posts: 1172
From: Boulder Creek, CA.
Registered: Jan 2004


 - posted 07-24-2004 04:47 PM      Profile for Dominic Espinosa   Email Dominic Espinosa   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Will this be going straight to DVD or will I be getting a call from the Indie house in my town to build up that bad-boy on 35mm?

 |  IP: Logged

Christian Appelt
Jedi Master Film Handler

Posts: 505
From: Frankfurt, Germany
Registered: Dec 2001


 - posted 07-24-2004 05:10 PM      Profile for Christian Appelt   Email Christian Appelt   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Video taping is not good enough. I recommend buying this camera on eBay

Special Camera

to record such an important event. [Big Grin]

 |  IP: Logged

Steve Kraus
Film God

Posts: 4094
From: Chicago, IL, USA
Registered: May 2000


 - posted 07-24-2004 07:11 PM      Profile for Steve Kraus     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Pylon-Idle sounds like you spend too much time sitting with a pole up your backside. [Big Grin]

Edit: I guess it's actually spelled pilonidal; so much for the above theory. Might still be true though!

 |  IP: Logged

Gordon McLeod
Film God

Posts: 9532
From: Toronto Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 99


 - posted 07-24-2004 08:51 PM      Profile for Gordon McLeod   Email Gordon McLeod   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Maybe Joe should film it who knows maybe that is why his ass itchs so he says [Smile]

 |  IP: Logged

Joe Redifer
You need a beating today

Posts: 12859
From: Denver, Colorado
Registered: May 99


 - posted 07-24-2004 08:53 PM      Profile for Joe Redifer   Author's Homepage   Email Joe Redifer   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Notice that my ass no longer itches! I had John's operation and it cured me! [Smile]

 |  IP: Logged



All times are Central (GMT -6:00)  
   Close Topic    Move Topic    Delete Topic    next oldest topic   next newest topic
 - Printer-friendly view of this topic
Hop To:



Powered by Infopop Corporation
UBB.classicTM 6.3.1.2

The Film-Tech Forums are designed for various members related to the cinema industry to express their opinions, viewpoints and testimonials on various products, services and events based upon speculation, personal knowledge and factual information through use, therefore all views represented here allow no liability upon the publishers of this web site and the owners of said views assume no liability for any ill will resulting from these postings. The posts made here are for educational as well as entertainment purposes and as such anyone viewing this portion of the website must accept these views as statements of the author of that opinion and agrees to release the authors from any and all liability.

© 1999-2020 Film-Tech Cinema Systems, LLC. All rights reserved.