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Author Topic: Surgery/Documentaries John Lasher Master Film Handler Posts: 493 From: Newark, DE Registered: Aug 2001 posted 07-24-2004 01:13 PM                        If you're eating something (or if you've just eaten) I do not advise reading this topic. Hit the back button. ... ... ... . . . . . . . . You have been duely warned. In the last two years I have had surgery 3 times for a pylon-idle cyst. For those of you who don't know, this happens when an in-growing hair carries some fecal matter into the muscles in ones hind quarters, causing the tissue to become infected. The infected tissue then has to be removed surgically and the patient put on antibiotics. Given the recent trend in popular documentaries, I've decided that, should I need to go in for more surgery (likely) I'm going to have it videotaped and make a documentary titled: "All You Need To Make A Documentary is a Video Camera and an Asshole"  |  IP: Logged Rachel Craven Madam Moderator Posts: 2190 From: Pensacola, FL Registered: Dec 2000 posted 07-24-2004 03:29 PM                     That's actually funny...  |  IP: Logged Dominic Espinosa Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1172 From: California, U.S.A. Registered: Jan 2004 posted 07-24-2004 04:47 PM                     Will this be going straight to DVD or will I be getting a call from the Indie house in my town to build up that bad-boy on 35mm?  |  IP: Logged Christian Appelt Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 505 From: Frankfurt, Germany Registered: Dec 2001 posted 07-24-2004 05:10 PM                     Video taping is not good enough. I recommend buying this camera on eBay Special Camera to record such an important event.  |  IP: Logged Steve Kraus Film God Posts: 4094 From: Chicago, IL, USA Registered: May 2000 posted 07-24-2004 07:11 PM                    Pylon-Idle sounds like you spend too much time sitting with a pole up your backside. Edit: I guess it's actually spelled pilonidal; so much for the above theory. Might still be true though!  |  IP: Logged Gordon McLeod Film God Posts: 9532 From: Toronto Ontario Canada Registered: Jun 99 posted 07-24-2004 08:51 PM                     Maybe Joe should film it who knows maybe that is why his ass itchs so he says  |  IP: Logged Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 07-24-2004 08:53 PM                        Notice that my ass no longer itches! I had John's operation and it cured me!  |  IP: Logged

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