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Richard Greco
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How many cows does it take to fill up a milk tanker truck?

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John Hegel
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I'll go find a herd of cows and get back to you on that one.

It does take about 215,000 cracked and separated chicken eggs to fill a tankers.

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Edwin Schwing
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Richard,

Unless you are being audited, why are you at work at 3am?

GEEZ!

*(or a build up night), but GEEZ! 3 am?

ok I take that back,

So anyways.....

How come you can build a building, but you can't building a build?

E

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Tim Reed
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quote: Richard Greco
How many cows does it take to fill up a milk tanker truck?
Depends on what size tank you're talking about. A 48' tanker trailer is around 10,000 gallons, while a small straight truck tank is about 4,500 gallons.

If you can find out how many gallons one cow produces over a period of time, you can do some division and have your answer. [Razz]

Some things I think of a 3am:
  • Why don't I just run over that guy up there?
  • Need to find a good place to pull off...
  • That girl in high school came on to me, why didn't I go for it?
  • Damn, I can't stand that song!
  • I wonder what the girl at the fuel desk looks like naked?

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Richard Greco
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Well, since I manage a drive in, my last movie doesn't usually drop till almost 2 and then there is the final paperwork to get done.

Have you ever gotten to the point where you just laugh at anything and everything that is said?

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Don Cross
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To answer the production question about cows...

I've heard that soe cows are looking to become organized so...

Are we now asking about skilled coews or unskilled ones, or...

Ones which may be looking to join a union or stay out of the union.

Just joking about the union thing there; as I'd be more than willing to be the first person to sign up to become a union member.

[thumbsup]

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Mike Olpin
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What I think about at 3am friday -

WHY CAN'T FLIPPIN BREAKWATER BRING ME THE PRINTS ON THURS AFTERNOON LIKE TECHNICOLOR?!?

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Phil Hill
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quote: Richard Greco
How many cows does it take to fill up a milk tanker truck?
Richard, that question is udderly ridiculous.

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Floyd Justin Newton
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10-4 !

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Dustin Mitchell
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Without looking up any figures I believe an average cow will produce 100 gallons of milk per day, so 100 cows to fill up a 10,000 gallon truck.

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Chris Hipp
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quote: Edwin Schwing
Unless you are being audited, why are you at work at 3am?
3 am is nothing. that is almost laughable.

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John Hegel
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The average California cow produces 19,825 pounds of milk each year.

or about 6.78 gallons per day. It will take 1473 cows to fill a tanker with milk.

Now if we are talking about liquefying cows...

An average cow will weigh 1,300 pounds 1300/8 = 162.5 gallons of cow juice per cow. 10,000/162.5 = 61.538 cows to fill a milk tanker.

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Don Cross
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If I was stuck working at 0300 hours- something that would be going through my mind:

If paid hourly- wheres the shift differential pay?

Or, Darn wish I would have taken that job with bankers hours.

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Jarryd Beard
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If I were working at 0300 at the theatre, I would probably be asking myself, "Why in the fuck is the safe short $1,500.00??? [Mad] "

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Dustin Mitchell
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Ahh, those fun little errors. Its always something stupid, but finding it....

And I don't know why but I have this '100' number stuck in my head in relation to a cows milk production per day. Seven gallons eems a bit low but now that I think of it 100 is definately too high. *Shrugs* oh well, too lazy to google it.

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