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Author Topic: Magic-Cone - For Women Who are Paranoid of Public Toilet Seats. Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 03-26-2005 04:22 PM                        Educational Video More information about the Magic-Cone Not sure what a woman would do if they had to take a disgusting, smelly dump. Maybe they will come out with some sort of anal tube for paranoid women.  |  IP: Logged Ian Price Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1714 From: Denver, CO Registered: Jun 99 posted 03-26-2005 04:48 PM                     For the woman who always wanted one... The paper penis!  |  IP: Logged Wayne Keyser Master Film Handler Posts: 272 From: Arlington, Virginia, USA Registered: May 2004 posted 03-26-2005 06:41 PM                     Excuse me for yelling... I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT!!!!!!!!! (There ... I feel much better now.)  |  IP: Logged Justin West Master Film Handler Posts: 271 From: Peoria, IL, USA Registered: Jul 2001 posted 03-26-2005 10:29 PM                     Hey, if I can get a dispenser installed in the ladies room, I might be able to get by with adding urinals in the ladies room (to increase capacity without requiring as much space)!!!!  |  IP: Logged Rachel Craven Madam Moderator Posts: 2190 From: Pensacola, FL Registered: Dec 2000 posted 03-26-2005 10:50 PM                     I wouldn't trust that I wouldn't, um, wet myself... What if you didn't have it in the perfect position? No, but seriously...  |  IP: Logged Brent Neal Jones Expert Film Handler Posts: 211 From: Ennis, T.X., USA Registered: Nov 2001 posted 03-27-2005 12:43 AM                     And ya'll talk about my shit!!  |  IP: Logged Allison Parsons Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 630 From: East Peoria, IL Registered: Oct 2004 posted 03-27-2005 01:34 AM                        I dont even know how to respond to that 'contraption'. But hey, at least us women can now write our names in the snow just like you guys out there! j/k  |  IP: Logged Dominic Espinosa Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1172 From: Boulder Creek, CA. Registered: Jan 2004 posted 03-27-2005 03:02 AM                     Now THAT'S innovation! Of course, what they oughta do is just invent a folding, sanitary, disposable riser so the invasive procedure of dealing with 'the cone' won't be involved AND you get more functionallity. On the flip side i bet they'd make funny lookin' devil horns on some kid who doesn't know what they're really meant for. Serriosly though...are those for real?  |  IP: Logged Phil Hill I love my cootie bug Posts: 7595 From: Hollywood, CA USA Registered: Mar 2000 posted 03-27-2005 03:45 AM                  Allison, I LUV it! That's hilarious!  |  IP: Logged James Falloon Film Handler Posts: 72 From: Wigram, Christchurch, New Zealand Registered: Oct 2003 posted 03-27-2005 06:03 AM                     What I want to know is how the hell did Joe find that. I mean what was he looking for on the Internet. Joe, what on earth did you type into google to find that?  |  IP: Logged Ken Layton Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1452 From: Olympia, Wash. USA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 03-27-2005 09:29 AM                     All it needs now is some "balls" to go with it! Now what if we had some on screen 'public service' advertisements for these? It would be weird to say the least. I can't wait for the "As seen on TV" ad. I could see these things being put in a vending machine in the women's restroom, but I think it would kind of imply that the restroom was not exactly clean. How come this device hasn't been on the tv news yet?  |  IP: Logged Paul Mayer Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under! Posts: 3836 From: Albuquerque, NM Registered: Feb 2000 posted 03-27-2005 12:35 PM                        Nah nah nah nah. Why disturb all of your seat mates when having to run to the loo? Why should you miss key plot points and crucial dialog from the latest Vin Diesel art pic (which is running today only and out on DVD tomorrow)? Until theaters have the decency to equip each urinal and toilet stall with LCD panels and digital surround sound (screen automatically selected by RFIDing your ticket stub--one of the few advantages of digital product distribution for theaters) why bother with leaving at all? Just "do it" right there in your seat with one of these: Your seat mates will appreciate your consideration!  |  IP: Logged Jennifer Pan THE JEN! Posts: 1219 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: Nov 2003 posted 03-27-2005 12:47 PM                        Paul, that is hilarious!  |  IP: Logged Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 03-27-2005 05:59 PM                        James, I saw it on another forum I visit.  |  IP: Logged Jon Miller Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 973 From: San Diego, CA, USA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 03-27-2005 07:08 PM                     The problem with your container suggestion, Paul, is that it is a little too, um, "out in the open". What the well-prepared patron really needs is something a little more discreet, like one of these... Stadium Pal/Stadium Gal  |  IP: Logged

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