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Author Topic: Mix & match two movie titles Matthew Bailey Master Film Handler Posts: 461 From: Port Arthur,TX Registered: Sep 2000 posted 07-19-2005 05:42 PM                     My idea for a movie title game: mix & match two movie titles. Also if desired, include the plot of the movie. For example Freddy Krueger vs. Willy Wonka Freddy sneaks in to the factory unnoticed with a golden ticket, kills Wonka in a gruesome manner (Wonka's blood being brown due to the fact it's literally made of chocolate), minces several Oompa-Loompas with his knifed fingers,sends the Wonkavator with it's helpless occupants careening into space with it's life support system wrecked,tells everyone on TV "Once you check in with a golden ticket,you may never check out alive." Until Freddy is killed by several vengeful vigilante Oompa-Loompas.  |  IP: Logged Dominic Espinosa Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1172 From: Boulder Creek, CA. Registered: Jan 2004 posted 07-20-2005 02:02 AM                     Hmm...I like that one. Great start to the thread. Harry Potter and the Winged Migration A group of evil birds escape from cages across the world to try and steal HP's wand.  |  IP: Logged Jason Miller Expert Film Handler Posts: 241 From: Little Rock, AR, Registered: Mar 2004 posted 07-20-2005 03:25 PM                    JOHNNY MEMENTO Keaunu Reeves and Guy Pearce sit in a room staring at each other and wonder what the hell is going on.  |  IP: Logged Robert Harrison Expert Film Handler Posts: 239 From: Harwood Heights, Illinois, USA Registered: Jun 2005 posted 07-20-2005 07:13 PM                     I submitted something similar to the website known as Cap'n Wacky. Check it out. www.capnwacky.com/lists/list06.html  |  IP: Logged Randy Stankey Film God Posts: 6539 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Registered: Jun 99 posted 07-20-2005 10:53 PM                     I have two. These ones are REAL! Chocolat Castaway AND Snatch Traffic (Colors enhanced for clarity.) If I remember correctly, these actually occurred at the Fayetteville, Ga. theater. The really funny thing was that not a single soul could spot the "problem" with this marquee.  |  IP: Logged Jason Miller Expert Film Handler Posts: 241 From: Little Rock, AR, Registered: Mar 2004 posted 07-23-2005 05:10 AM                    This game has actually become quite amusing to me during my drives between theatres... Hitch Black Will Smith attempts to get Vin Diesel a date and in return Vin "shines" Will's eyes so he can see in the dark in case someone or something attempts to sneak up on him. The crucial point in the film is when Riddick (Vin) accidentally kicks the girls ass and Will calls him pathetic. immediately follwed by several apologies. the sequel will be called I, Riddick. Will: "murder is a new trick for a robot" Vin: "I did not MURDER him!... oh wait... yes I did. ummm... I guess there are worse things than monsters out there..." then a bunch of chase scenes and riddick making pancakes for everyone at the end. This movie will bomb. dammit.  |  IP: Logged Sam Graham AKA: "The Evil Sam Graham". Wackiness ensues. Posts: 1431 From: Waukee, IA Registered: Dec 2004 posted 07-23-2005 04:31 PM                        quote: Randy Starkey If I remember correctly, these actually occurred at the Fayetteville, Ga. theater. The really funny thing was that not a single soul could spot the "problem" with this marquee. At least they didn't pair up CHOCOLAT with SNATCH. (Ahem...) RAISE THE TITANIC ZOMBIES Zombies rise from a cemetary where Titanic victims were buried (the real one is in Halifax, Nova Scotia) and cause mass hysteria as they march toward their destination...which turns out to be a Titanic artifact exhibit. In the end, they end up hurting nobody...just taking the artifacts and marching them into the sea and back to what's left of the doomed liner.  |  IP: Logged Mike Spaeth Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1129 From: Marietta, GA Registered: Jul 2000 posted 07-23-2005 04:41 PM                        Tinseltown Fayetteville doesn't have a marquee ... just a white Tinseltown sign on the front of the building ...  |  IP: Logged Randy Stankey Film God Posts: 6539 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Registered: Jun 99 posted 07-23-2005 08:03 PM                     If it wasn't Fayetteville it must have been Oak Ridge. They are the only two maroon and gold Tinseltowns I worked at. I was only at Fayetteville a few times. Once during the initial grand tour, once for a call when the regular guy was out-of-pocket and one time during the management crisis.  |  IP: Logged Mike Spaeth Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1129 From: Marietta, GA Registered: Jul 2000 posted 07-23-2005 08:11 PM                        Are you sure you don't mean Bristol & Oak Ridge? Fayetteville is the old color scheme.  |  IP: Logged Randy Stankey Film God Posts: 6539 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Registered: Jun 99 posted 07-23-2005 08:31 PM                     Bristol was still purple and orange. Oak Ridge was maroon and gold. The EXACT same building plan but different paint jobs. quote: Sam Graham ...pair up CHOCOLAT with SNATCH. Your wish is my command!  |  IP: Logged Dominic Espinosa Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1172 From: Boulder Creek, CA. Registered: Jan 2004 posted 07-24-2005 02:00 PM                     Can anyone tell I'm looking at the trailers on my desk? Daredevil Gump 10 years later Forest Gump gets talked into dirt bike jumping and boat racing. Phone Wars A little while ago, in a phone booth a couple blocks away...  |  IP: Logged Robert Harrison Expert Film Handler Posts: 239 From: Harwood Heights, Illinois, USA Registered: Jun 2005 posted 07-24-2005 02:36 PM                     THE AMAZING COLOSSAL MAN vs. THE 50 FOOT WOMAN SEE...entire cities leveled...as the Colossal Man slaps around the 50 Foot Woman! SEE...the Army left helpless when the Colossal Man yells, "Piss on you!"...and does just that! SEE...mountain climbers fall to their doom...when the 50 Foot Woman wakes up from her nap!  |  IP: Logged Jason Miller Expert Film Handler Posts: 241 From: Little Rock, AR, Registered: Mar 2004 posted 07-24-2005 02:55 PM                    The Rocky and Bullwinkle Horror Picture Show That crazy squirrel show that he can "fly both ways". Boris and Natasha stumble into a strange Manor filled with a bunch of hippies in order to use a phone after their car breaks down. each learns new things about passion and thier own sexuality as Rocky seduces them both before fashioning the perfect moose from a technicolor tank. Mr Peabody appears as the man with no neck. a fun sexual musical filled with mystery and terror and a lot of wrong hats. shouting at the screen encouraged.  |  IP: Logged Robert Harrison Expert Film Handler Posts: 239 From: Harwood Heights, Illinois, USA Registered: Jun 2005 posted 07-24-2005 03:05 PM                     MAD MAX MEETS THE OMEGA MAN How come "the last man on Earth" is never really the last man on Earth? Having had his fill of all the weirdos in post-Apocalyptic Australia, Max Rockatansky travels to America, hoping to find some peace and quiet, assuming everyone there has been eliminated by a biological plague. He should have known better. There are always survivors! Max meets up with Robert Neville and the two challenge Brother Matthias and The Family to a road race. The losers have to leave Los Angeles. The winners get to stay and watch "Woodstock" over and over. (Surely there's more than one movie theatre in all of L.A.)  |  IP: Logged

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