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Author Topic: Tonight.....I delivered to a PIG!!! Richard Greco Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1180 From: Plant City, FL Registered: Nov 2003 posted 09-09-2005 12:02 AM                     Ok, I went out to the boonies tonight....REAL redneck ville. It was in the woods, two doublewides next to each other. I go to the door and a typical redneck woman answers.We finish the transaction and I notice a HUGE thing in the hallway. I mention it and she says it wa a pig....Yes a pig in a doublewide. She nusged it and this thing rose, snorted and backed out of the hallway to go to the livingroom. I asked it's weight and she said about 530 pounds!!! She mentioned that if it wanted to the pig can down a whole pizza. That just made my night!!  |  IP: Logged Brad Miller Administrator Posts: 17775 From: Plano, TX (36.2 miles NW of Rockwall) Registered: May 99 posted 09-09-2005 03:00 AM                     Ok I'm a little confused. Are you delivering pizzas now, or are you now manwhoring?  |  IP: Logged Jim Ziegler Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 753 From: West Hollywood, CA Registered: Jul 99 posted 09-09-2005 03:41 AM                     About fell out of my chair at that one...  |  IP: Logged Richard Greco Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1180 From: Plant City, FL Registered: Nov 2003 posted 09-09-2005 09:45 AM                     Brad, a little of both Naw, I'm back to pizzas.  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 09-09-2005 10:56 AM                       Me, too, Jim! Hahahahaa!  |  IP: Logged Aaron Mehocic Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 804 From: New Castle, PA, USA Registered: Jun 99 posted 09-09-2005 12:11 PM                     quote: Richard Greco She mentioned that if it wanted to the pig can down a whole pizza. When I was kid we raised pigs for extra meat. Pizza is a treat. I used to feed our pigs everything from table scraps to grass clipings. I also was responsible for keeping the pen cleaned. Don't suppose you find to many 8 year old kids that shovel pig shit today. Our pigs usually averaged about 100 - 150 pounds when we butchered them in the fall of each year. Learned a lot in those years . . .  |  IP: Logged

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