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Author Topic: Caption that pic (read the rules on page 1 before posting) Brad Miller Administrator Posts: 17775 From: Plano, TX (36.2 miles NW of Rockwall) Registered: May 99 posted 07-11-2005 02:57 PM                     RULES Let's try something different. I am going to post a random pic and if you have a funny caption, reply to this thread with the caption. Every so often (maybe once or twice a day depending on the quantity of replies), I will come on and post another pic for everyone to caption on. Do not post captions to previous pictures. If you have a bizarre pic you would like posted here, email it to me with the subject header "caption that pic". At least for right now, I am going to be the only person actually posting the pics. Here we go....  |  IP: Logged Ian Price Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1714 From: Denver, CO Registered: Jun 99 posted 07-11-2005 03:21 PM                     HP announces their new 3-Dimentional, LaserJet printer. Not only does it reproduce a perfect 3-D image, but it can clone your hampster too. Obviously it still can't load paper straight.  |  IP: Logged Ethan Harper E-dawggg!!! Posts: 325 From: Plano, TX, USA Registered: May 2000 posted 07-11-2005 03:35 PM                     HP presesnts our new line state of the art, oversized mousetraps. Best part is, it's digital. or Preserve the memory of your small house pets,...buy an HP Pet Mouse Laminator today.  |  IP: Logged David Stambaugh Film God Posts: 4021 From: Eugene, Oregon Registered: Jan 2002 posted 07-11-2005 04:47 PM                        Ousted Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina left an unmistakable message for her successor in the office LaserJet.  |  IP: Logged Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 07-11-2005 05:27 PM                        The new HP Laserjet is without a doubt the highest quality printer ever made anywhere. There is no task it can't perform and the resolution is better than industrial printers by a factor of 32.6. The only caveat is that the new HP Laserjet printer requires a live animal sacrifice every 3 days.  |  IP: Logged Bobby Henderson "Ask me about Trajan." Posts: 10973 From: Lawton, OK, USA Registered: Apr 2001 posted 07-11-2005 05:41 PM                     "I got into the printer to get away from the cat. Now the cat's in the printer and I can't get out!"  |  IP: Logged Clint Koch Phenomenal Film Handler Posts: 1435 From: San Luis Obispo, CA, USA Registered: Feb 2002 posted 07-11-2005 06:28 PM                     "Hey, you want to hand me that screwdriver?"  |  IP: Logged Brad Miller Administrator Posts: 17775 From: Plano, TX (36.2 miles NW of Rockwall) Registered: May 99 posted 07-11-2005 06:38 PM                     "This place is a piece of cake compared to Mr. Slave." --Lemmiwinks  |  IP: Logged Jon Miller Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 973 From: San Diego, CA, USA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 07-11-2005 08:08 PM                     Now I know why my printer is squeaking so loudly...  |  IP: Logged Bruce Hansen Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 847 From: Stone Mountain, GA, USA Registered: Dec 1999 posted 07-11-2005 09:15 PM                     #1 I've fallen, and can't get up. #2 But, they told me there was cheese in here.  |  IP: Logged Steve Guttag We forgot the crackers Gromit!!! Posts: 12814 From: Annapolis, MD Registered: Dec 1999 posted 07-11-2005 09:44 PM                     I dunno Brad..."stupid" is such a harsh word...perhaps we will hate the person for being "ignorant" "SQUEAK, I tell you! SQUEAK!"  |  IP: Logged Randy Stankey Film God Posts: 6539 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Registered: Jun 99 posted 07-11-2005 10:32 PM                     What?... It's a mouse. Don't ALL home computers have a mouse, nowadays?  |  IP: Logged Shane Cooper Expert Film Handler Posts: 232 From: Little Rock, Arkansas Registered: Jun 2004 posted 07-12-2005 12:58 AM                     Another example of corporate merging...HP and Orkin.  |  IP: Logged Monte L Fullmer Film God Posts: 8367 From: Nampa, Idaho, USA Registered: Nov 2004 posted 07-12-2005 03:43 AM                     "SHIT! Stuck tighter than a bull's ass and I can't get out! Now, what the frick am I gonna do now?" "Serves me right for flipping that damned eagle off!"  |  IP: Logged Mike Olpin Chop Chop! Posts: 1852 From: Dallas, TX Registered: Jan 2002 posted 07-12-2005 03:50 AM                     ...It was at this exact moment that Jerry realized Tom had won.  |  IP: Logged

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