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Topic: Merry Xmas
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Paul Mayer
Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under!
Posts: 3836
From: Albuquerque, NM
Registered: Feb 2000
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posted 12-24-2005 11:59 AM
To: All readers of the Film-Tech Forums From: The projectionists and legal staff at Huskinson & Mayer Subject: Seasons Greetings
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
Additionally, a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year is offered, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "America" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of either the wishers or wishees.
Disclaimer:
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wishers to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others. Void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishers. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishers who assume no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.
Cheers!
Huskinson & Mayer Mercenary Projectionists When the money runs out, so do we.
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