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Author Topic: How gay are you? Michael Schaffer "Where is the Boardwalk Hotel?" Posts: 4143 From: Boston, MA Registered: Apr 2002 posted 07-14-2006 10:15 PM                        Time for your coming out: The Gay-O-Meter I only scored 20%. "Too straight". Shit. I tried really hard.  |  IP: Logged Wayne Keyser Master Film Handler Posts: 272 From: Arlington, Virginia, USA Registered: May 2004 posted 07-14-2006 10:37 PM                     You can do better... Keep watching "Queer Eye", use more skin-cleansing products, next time you go to the barbershop buy some styling product, let yourself shed a tear at the end of "Sleepless in Seattle" or "You've Got Mail," and never EVER again say the words "How 'bout them [fill in the sports team]?" You'll be gay before you know it.  |  IP: Logged Michael Schaffer "Where is the Boardwalk Hotel?" Posts: 4143 From: Boston, MA Registered: Apr 2002 posted 07-14-2006 11:09 PM                        Thanks for the good tips! I am sure you know what you are talking about. Wayne - that's a pretty gay name.  |  IP: Logged Tim Reed Better Projection Pays Posts: 5246 From: Northampton, PA Registered: Sep 1999 posted 07-14-2006 11:30 PM                       20%. Completely red-blooded hetero guy!  |  IP: Logged Joshua Waaland Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 800 From: Cleveland, Ohio Registered: Dec 1999 posted 07-14-2006 11:42 PM                     Only 16%. Damn!! I am disappointed. I hate watching or talking about sports so I was SURE I was gay. Not to mention I am WAY more sensitive than most guys. I just don't fit in anywhere.  |  IP: Logged John McConnel Expert Film Handler Posts: 118 From: Okmulgee, OK USA Registered: Nov 2003 posted 07-14-2006 11:49 PM                        46%. It's so confusing being in the middle!  |  IP: Logged John Wilson Film God Posts: 5438 From: Sydney, Australia. Registered: Dec 1999 posted 07-14-2006 11:52 PM                     quote: let yourself shed a tear at the end of "Sleepless in Seattle" or "You've Got Mail," Heck...I must be REALLY gay then. I cried from start to finish watching those two movies. I also kept thinking 'Please, kill me now...'  |  IP: Logged Joe Redifer You need a beating today Posts: 12859 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: May 99 posted 07-15-2006 12:12 AM                        Some of those questions didn't make any sense to me. I never wanted to be a cowboy OR an indian when I was a kid. I hate both giving and getting flowers. And "Do you think good drivers make good lovers" was a yes or no question... one that I have absolutely no opinion on and I don't see a correlation between either. Needs better questions. Anyway I got 23% most likely because I chose "cowboy" on that cowboy and indian question, and cowboys are considered gay due to that one gay cowboy movie, whatever it was called. But I choose cowboy because cowboys have guns and can murder people by shooting them point-blank in the face, which is hella fun. Indians cannot. Indians get conquered and their land stolen from them. Who the hell wants that? No, I'd rather shoot people in the face.  |  IP: Logged Allison Parsons Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 630 From: East Peoria, IL Registered: Oct 2004 posted 07-15-2006 12:21 AM                        i scored a 60%..it says I'm a happy, well adjusted hetero babe.  |  IP: Logged Michael Schaffer "Where is the Boardwalk Hotel?" Posts: 4143 From: Boston, MA Registered: Apr 2002 posted 07-15-2006 12:42 AM                        quote: 20%. Completely red-blooded hetero guy! Yes, Tim, but you cheated. We all know you have a sensitive side, with that graphics design and animations and stuff.  |  IP: Logged Jennifer Pan THE JEN! Posts: 1219 From: Denver, Colorado Registered: Nov 2003 posted 07-15-2006 12:58 AM                        43%... eh. I need to watch more chick flicks.  |  IP: Logged Tony L. Hernandez Expert Film Handler Posts: 158 From: Windsor, CO, USA Registered: Dec 2005 posted 07-15-2006 01:03 AM                     100%! And that makes sense considering, well, I am all gay lol. Now the real question is why the hell did I just waste those last 5 minutes of my time?!?!?  |  IP: Logged Cameron Glendinning Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 845 From: West Ryde, Sydney, NSW Australia Registered: Dec 2005 posted 07-15-2006 01:09 AM                     mmmmm 33% Gay!!!! & 57% sexpert!  |  IP: Logged William T. Parr Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 823 From: Cedar Park, TX Registered: Nov 2000 posted 07-15-2006 02:36 AM                     26% here  |  IP: Logged Ron Curran Jedi Master Film Handler Posts: 504 From: Springwood NSW Australia Registered: Feb 2006 posted 07-15-2006 03:27 AM                        30%. I'm either too gay or too honest. My kid's schoolmates used to tell them that the bloke at the cinema was gay. "What? MY dad?" theyd say. Actually, the sad thing about Sleepless in Seattle is that it almost parallels my experience. I lost my first wife to breast cancer and I fell in love with my present wife 2 years later but I was still grieving, so I wasn't a great husband for a while. I dare not seek a current review. I am a bit of a wuss in sad movies. I just watched Eight Below and I could cope until the scientist saw his son's drawing of the dogs. Snap out of it Ron! Cross threads. Joe, I agree. People hate film. That's why they hate 70mm twice as much as 35mm!  |  IP: Logged

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